Pork flu: Also known as "We1SoBite1" is a new strain of influenza that traces its origins to Washington DC. Its present mutated form appears to have begun shortly after the omnibus spending bill revealed a severe addiction to pork consumption. Symptoms, which follow within minutes of viewing omnibus spending bills, include shock, fever, nausea, vomiting, and running away screaming to relocate in foreign countries.
Bobo: Hey, what the hell is wrong with Tyler? He was reading the omnibus spending bill online and next thing you know, he's sweating, shaking, throwing up, and mumbling something about moving to the South Pacific. Do you think he's got swine flu?
Yodo: Nah. Just overexposure to earmark spending. It's not swine flu. It's pork flu.
Yodo: Nah. Just overexposure to earmark spending. It's not swine flu. It's pork flu.
by bethie horton mcjenniejane May 01, 2009
used to describe a ladies meaty front bottom in the context of it's resemblance to re-formed pork products (eg lorne saussage thinly sliced or billy bear/dino pork).
by Bernhard Matthews March 07, 2008
by yerbfwants2cmenekkid December 25, 2010
Cockney Rhyming Slang (UK) for "Portuguese". NOT a derogatory term unless used with another word(s). For example, "check out that fucking pork 'n' cheese wanker!"
by Robbo March 15, 2005
by hamghetti... September 29, 2006
Facially porcine middle manager with greasy skin and absolutely no tact or common sense. Nasty, ill-tempered, whiny, hypocritical, and nonsensical. Lies constantly. Expects employees to violate the laws of physics, time & space, in order to get things done. Basically one of Tolkien's Orcs come to life.
Clyde: This is ridiculous. Joan wants me to move every box on the fifth floor and she want it done in the next twenty minutes! There's over 300 boxes! Why does she do this?
Zeke: Because she's a Pork Orc. Pork Orc! Pork Orc!
Zeke: Because she's a Pork Orc. Pork Orc! Pork Orc!
by Krakky McKraken November 05, 2006
Wow what a big PORK SWORD!!!!!!!
His Pork sword was speckled... I think he has been dipping into the cooter crickets!!!
His Pork sword was speckled... I think he has been dipping into the cooter crickets!!!
by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 04, 2008