pooted

The state of being trashed beyond anything you can imagine. You are in another world, where everything and every place has become a sandbox in which you wish to play. You will not remember names.. faces... or anything for that matter.; A blacked out state in which you do not plan to function in what society may consider normal, or even inebriated. You do as you please without conscience, morals, or anything coherent for that matter.

I am so pooted right now, please get a camera and watch me make love to this cactus; Dude is that your sister? I'm so pooted I'm going to pick her up from middle school tomorrow and she is going to have my kid in 9 months.; Robbie was so pooted last night he made out with your girlfriend, twice, and then those twins from puerto rico.

by TheOnlyErik October 27, 2007

pookey

a sexual term said when one partner wants to give the other partner head.

Im so horny, can i give you pookey?

by Monique December 6, 2003

Pooted

The action taken by 13 year old urban white males when they kill their first saber tooth tiger.

"Holy Crap Jared pooted! Did you see it?!"

by Tawneh February 5, 2005

pooker dooker

A term of endearment for a female dog, usually said in a sugary sweet voice for best effect.

Last night, Kurian was cold, so him and his pooker dooker curled up under the covers.

by Devious Honey Mark Rock September 6, 2005

pokedad

a stick that u ust to put newspapper into the bonfire with

john bess used the pokedad to put anthonys dildo in the fire

by bob cat March 6, 2007

pookeechy

-A word made up by a person who generally makes up words on a daily basis.
-Has absolutely no meaning at all.
-Just a word to say when you are either mad or bored, or even happy.

A) :class is quiet: Pookeechy
B) hahah. dude w-t-f
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A) GOD DANGIT, i failed the math test, POOKEECHY
B) lol..your anger makes me smile =)
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A)yay i got a dog, poo-flippin-keechy
B)..im jealous..not really

by Ricky James April 22, 2005

Pooped

Another way of saying "based" in third position political circles due to the overuse of "based" in general conversation. It is usually combined with "shitpilled" as to convey the full meaning.

P1: "Isn't race really important to fascists?"
P2: "Not necessarily. Race isn't even mentioned in fash doctrine. That's more of a natsoc thing."
P1: "Oh, okay. I guess that's pretty pooped and shitpilled."

by MussoNothingWrongo August 13, 2020