poodle clipper

1. Definitely not the nickname of Dom DiMaggio.

2. A derisive term which has no actual meaning, invented by trisha to confuse Nick in SF.

"Oh sorry! I was just responding to your typically derisive comments, usually made when you think the poster at the end of your barb is probably not around. What do I expect from a poodle clipper?"

by Stormrider6 January 13, 2009

Poodar

How good your aim is whilst pooing.

Man 1: Ewwww, Jenson left skid marks all down the side of the toilet.
Man 2: Sick, he has a really bad poodar.

by Shiz'nit definitions December 31, 2008

Smoodle the Poodle

To have sex with someone

(But in no way with a poodle)

Smoodle the poodle

I smoodled her poodle

I'd sure like to smoodle that poodle

My poodle has been well and truly smoodled

by 90's boy November 2, 2008

Pooder

(noun) pōō dŏŏr

That place where 'the sun don't shine.'

A Utopian place gated by a little brown button.

Your "BUM-HOLE-EOL-EOL-EO!!!"

"Do not stick those things up your pooder!"

or alternatively, en francais, "Do not steek zoz zings zup your poodre!"

by Badger Protection Officer January 6, 2010

poodang

The eye. If somebody is crying, you may hear somebody say, "Lookitdat wet poodang." If somebody has big eyebrows, you might say that they have a hairy poodang. Somebody with dirt or dust in there eye may try to get it out using their finger. You may tell somebody to quit fingering their poodang. Glasses are considered poodang protection.

I have a hairy brown poodang.

by The almighty god of Poodang January 27, 2004

stroodle poodle

A stroodle poodle is a friendly woman with the looks of a dog, who eats a lot of pastry.

That stroodle poodle over there looks fine in those boots.

by David Wilkinsonson March 2, 2007

Crazed Sex Poodle

Al Gore as described by a massage therapist in his hotel room.

" I told him he was acting like a Crazed Sex Poodle

by J.B.1.7. June 29, 2010