politicalholic

an addiction to political issue which also mean disability to reject the political discussion or issue

look at that poor politicalholic, he thought he is politician.

by conceptor_31322 June 21, 2010

Politician

1. A professional liar.
2. There is no other definition (see example.)

Politicians become successful by obtaining an elected position in public office. This requires a series of strategic lie telling in an utmost convincing manner. A successful politician must first tell a convincing series of lies to gain favor in a political party. Then, another series of lies must be told to financial backers to gain funds to run for a position in public office. Finally, a politician must tell another series of often conflicting lies to the general public to win votes for election. This process of successful lie telling eliminates all honesty from the profession, which has become a requirement of a position in public office.

Politicians will typically be very outwardly charismatic individuals possessing above average abilities to charm and persuade people. They seek positions in public office as a means of sidestepping laws and to gain personal profit while avoiding a possible life of crime as a con-man. Public office offers the opportunity to present ones self as an upstanding law abiding citizen while also offering ample opportunities to lie, accept bribes, steal money through misappropriated tax dollars, etc. Politics offers a successful career path for a pathological liar.

by Polite Lies August 25, 2013

Politics

Politics is merely an art of convincing others to commit an act which is beneficial for yourself.

Political Parties convincing general public to vote for them ; which is ultimately beneficial for the political parties only. Here the art politics can be easily seen when the parties try to convince the general publi to vote for them.

by vikalpsri October 1, 2013

politician part

Haircut (polititian part) that all the douchebag southern frat boys have. Same fucktards wear costa del mars with South Carolina Palm tree croakies, and table cloth design button ups, guy Harvey t's, extremely short shorts, nautical flag belts, and sperry boat shoes. They all think that they are gentlemen and big time outdoorsman. The personality from these douches stems from being a nobody through high school and getting a fresh start in college. They crave attention bc it's new to them.The only thing they have in common with their brothers is who can act like they have more money and all of them are die hard republicans, but they don't know why. They can be seen often riding around in z71 pickup trucks with loud exhaust and cheap mud tires littered with salt life stickers. Their girlfriends can be spotted very easily, just look for monogramed back windows on compact cars or suv's.

They usually go by names such as: grant, Samuel, Connor, tucker, Benjamin, Camden, William, Andrew, Prescott, Harrison, Preston, Taylor, Steven, Hudson, carter, Cameron, & baron

Their girlfriends go by such names as: Addison, Madeline, Caroline, Macy, Riley, malorie, Madeline, & Annabelle

Yo Harrison!
Bra, I thought you lived on a plantation from the way you act and your politician part.

Hey baron!
Why don't you cut your politician part? You look like a douche that's trying to look like a fishing boat captain.

by Purplepirate March 13, 2014

Politics

The most boring shit you will ever hear on the radio or view on the TV.

1) The political parties are all fucking boring.
2) The people involved in politics are dirty moneygrabbers.

by ReFL3X July 12, 2014

political correctness

using euphemistic language, often extending a word or phrase by multiple syllables, in order to rid the word or phrase of its emotional connotation esp. when applied towards words or phrases that are discriminatory in nature.

"Political correctness has resulted in not referring to individuals as cripples anymore. They are now called physically challenged."

by ubermensch85 June 18, 2015

political animal

A non-human species also known as Sociopathus Destructus which looks and sounds like a Homo Sapiens but is incapable of feeling empathy or compassion.
The Sociopathus Destructus entire existence evolves around politics and preying on others. Its natural habitat is Washington DC but it can be found at all levels of local, state and federal governments around the world. It reproduces through ideas and is well known for its extraordinary ability to convince people to believe in anything it says. The Sociopathus Destructus is considered to be extremely dangerous as it will quickly destroy anyone who disagrees with it.

Friend 1: Yo, I'm bored and thinking of running for office.

Friend 2: Don't do it. You'd get eaten alive by the political animals, bro.

by Viking Wisdom August 22, 2016