Sperm Perm

Its when a guy shoots a load of sperm in a girls hair, and she massages it into her scalp.

"Dude, i gave that girl the biggest sperm perm in the world last night."

by mc080290 December 22, 2006

permafunk

That layer of odor in shoes or other frequently-worn article of clothing that remains no matter how much you air it out.

Like permafrost in the Antarctic, only with stench.

Also: permafunky, permafunked

T: Honey, it's time for a new pair of slippers.
M: But why? They're comfortable!
T: Remember when Woofie would bring them to you every night?
M: Yeah. Good times.
T: He buried them today. The permafunk was too much even for him.

by Jim Wright September 9, 2008

PermaHigh

Chill Slayers commentating, "Dood, I think I'm perpetually high."

Dood1: "Whats up Chill?"
Chill: "Dood, I think I'm permahigh high, bro."

by DirtNastyOG November 20, 2010

permadick

To be a permanent dick.

Phil has become a permadick.

by Alex Demi October 30, 2007

permachelor

permachelor = permanent + bachelor

George Clooney is a permachelor.

by tigersud/wifawesome March 10, 2009

Permafresh

A middle or upper class college student who behaves like an immature, ignorant college freshman.

John: Why is Joe taking handle pulls of that plastic bottle vodka while awkwardly dancing with that obviously under-aged girl singing, "Everyday I'm shuffling."

Ryan: He's reached a state of permafresh. There's no going back...

by G0Rubix November 13, 2011

permafry

a person who has smoked so much weed that they are now pemanently fried

she smoked so much weed that now she is a permafry

by XxbertxX September 1, 2006