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A fucking bitch. Hideous. Usually a nuisance.
Matthew is such a Plerm. I wish I weren’t his grandpa.
plerm by crackisnotwack69 March 7, 2019
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Mulatto Perm 

A mix of perm and undercut, popularized by Soundcloud rappers, usually worn by black people, mulattos and white zoomers who want to act and look like black people.
-I sweat to God, every Gen Z kid has a Mulatto Perm.
Mulatto Perm by karqz August 11, 2021

PERMABLOCKED 

when you lose access to THE divine addictive brat and ALL of her perfection.
loser sub #1 : Man , did you her about that sub that Gothess Chloe PERMABLOCKED on Twitter?

loser sub #2: Yeah ! I heard you can never come back from that.

loser sub #1 : Damn, that’s scary. I would die if that happened to me ! I have to go tribute her NOW, just to be safe!

loser sub #2: Good idea, me too! But I have a bad feeling none of us are 100% safe from this.
PERMABLOCKED by Gothess Chloe October 21, 2020

Perma-newb syndrome 

A syndrome where someone who, although experienced, will never become good at a game. They may play for a long time and get a few good rounds here and there, but for the most part, no matter how hard they try, they will never surpass newb level.
"Dude, you are horrible at this game. How long have you been playing?"
"A long time. I suffer from perma-newb syndrome"

permahigh 

Consuming enough marijuana to constantly maintain a layer of THC on the brain's neurotransmitters. It takes the average human around 3 weeks off the weed for the neurons to flush themselves. After prolonged periods of habitual use, the THC affected neurotransmitters are covered by more and more layers of THC creating a stronger permanent high, noticeable throughout daily life, high or not. This phenomenon is directly related to why tolerance breaks are utilized and effective for people who notice they need to smoke more to get that same euphoric high. AKA: PERMACHOPPED
Andy: Aye James let's blow pack tonight!
James: Nah man my permahigh is getting too strong, I can't even concentrate on my book anymore.
Andy: You fuckin' druggo

James: I need a T-Break
permahigh by OBEEZ January 2, 2017
When a person with sever flatulence sits on upholstered furniture and the vapor of their farts have permeated the fabric to the extreme that no amount of cleansing or odor remover can remove the smell.
I need to buy a new office chair, because Eddie permafarted on mine.
Permafart by Y26Sugars February 7, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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