pirate costume

A pirate costume consists most typically of three basic components:
- a shirt (not a t-shirt)
- full-length trousers
- a belt
- a vest
It is then accessorised with some of the following:
- a plastic or cardboard sword
- a headscarf or bandana
- a hook
- an eyepatch
- a parrot

The following rules concern the wearing of pirate costumes:
1. Each person may own only one pirate costume.
2. One must drink alcohol whenever wearing a pirate costume.
3. Pirate costumes may never be washed, unless the pirate jumps into a natural body of water while wearing the costume.
4. If three pirates high-five to a rule, then it becomes law for all pirates at all future pirate-nights.
5. Pirate laws may never be made up while not dressed as pirates.
6. Pirate costumes overrule any theme: i.e., one may go to any themed occasion at which there is alcohol in a pirate costume.

Terrance: I'm going to put on a pirate costume.

pirate costume by ¡Aspirex! June 20, 2006

pirate booty 

v. to plunder treasure
n. another name for pirate treasure.

Beastie Boys: "Profesor, what's another name for pirate treasure?" Professor: "Well I think it's booty, boo, boo, boo, booty, that's what it is..."

The treasure ship sank before it became pirate booty, much to the avail of piracy.

pirate booty by Chance Lonestar November 17, 2006

pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion 

Gay man.

There goes Tarquin. I hear he is a pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion.

pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion by spam javelin June 11, 2003

PIRATE KICK 

When a girl is giving you head, pull it out and blast it in her eye. When she covers that eye up, kick her in the shins so she hops around on one leg like a pirate.

I pirate kicked that freak, and all she had to say was "ARRRRRRRRRRR"

PIRATE KICK by Ace21 April 25, 2006

Pirate Surprise 

During anal sex with girl friend the man spits on her back so she thinks he jizzed and when she turns around he jizzes on her face and she makes a pirate sneer.

Hey, mom its a pirate surprise!

Pirate Surprise by Geoff March 14, 2003

Pirate Surprise 

During anal sex, the pitcher pulls out, spits on the catchers back. At which point the catcher will turn around allowing the pitcher to lob a stream of baby juice in the catchers eye. After recieving the eye candy, the catcher will cover up the affected eye with their hand. The crucial point for the pitcher is the timing of the last step: expertly landing a heel stomp to the toes of the catcher. The catcher will then be covering one eye and hopping on one leg.

Nobody ever said the life of a one eyed, one legged pirate is easy.

Pirate Surprise by Anonymity Finest September 4, 2005

pirate love

dirrty lovin'

I need some pirate lovin'.

pirate love by Carissa June 28, 2004