Peezy

1. Adjective meaning shitty or irregular; commonly used to describe someone's head but can be used differently.

2. Having a smaller head when compared to overall body size.

Sarah: Is that bartender working tonight?

Ash: Which one?

Sarah: The one with the peezy head.

by Hashtag browns October 29, 2014

Peetree

Someone who you cannot understand, because they mumble 24/7. Taken from the character "Peetree" in the movie "Land before time" due to his incomprehensible speech. Clings to people who think that he "peetree" is obnoxious.

"I adklawjwannadk;al asdsgivelk;;kl etyouhjdk hjklkhead!lkjlkj

Wut did you say peetree???

by honkytoe March 3, 2003

pretzelled

Confused, twisted, or bent out of shape.

I'm a little pretzelled about that new movie.

That psychopath clown is pretzelled.

When I drove my bike off the edge I pretzelled my front wheel.

by Mike99 June 16, 2008

Pretzel Vagina

When a woman's vagina is so overly dry not even KY jelly can help. Basically a lost cause for men. A phrase often paired with cheese tits.

"How was your night with the old lady, she didn't have pretzel vagina again did she?"

"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"

by Nester17 December 10, 2013

Pretzel Bitch

Someone who hogs all the pretzels, and is a real bitch about it.

Cody was being a real pretzel bitch at the Super Bowl party.

by Thegreatwallofchena December 18, 2015

Pretzel Fuck

A very fierce and intense session of sexual intercourse that involves the two partakers in a close embrace in which it is hard to unwind from.

Man, I got stuck in a Pretzel Fuck last night.

by Nodnarb332 March 26, 2017

peezuh

The Brothers use this word to define some girls peezuh (booty)

Guy 1-“ Mmmmm dude you see her peezuh”
Guy 2-“Yea dude we might have to go over there and get us a taste of it”

by cs ;) August 15, 2018