Patroniotch

1. Hoes that drink patron with the hopes of being taken home by a rap artist and or basket ball player.
2. Rap guys girlfriends

We was at the bar last night and picked up some patroniotchs! took them home and got some ass

by REBLTB22 January 22, 2010

Pattronize

To humour someone who is obsessed with actor Robert Pattison, who plays brooding Edward Cullen in the Twilight film adaptation.

"My girlfriend loves that vampire guy, so I have to Pattronize her when she rants about him."

by emjay81 December 23, 2008

Payton

Payton is a really nice guy. He always listens to what you have to say, but he needs someone to do the same. Payton is a very loving and caring person and is a good looking guy. He is single but not for long, even though he says that he loves being single I think he secretly wants a girlfriend. He’s the best friend that you can ask for.

Girl: yeah that’s the guy that I always talk to on the phone

Payton: hi

by Kdisher April 20, 2018

Payton

Paytons are wonderful friends to have! They are beautiful even if they don’t think so, and their smile can light up an entire room. They are loyal, kind, and most of all: humble. If you ever meet one, you will never want to let them go. They don’t try to fit in, but stand out in their own fabulous way. Keep letting your light shine Payton!

Payton is such an amazing friend!

by pageypoo1121 March 19, 2019

Robert Pattinson

Unattractiv Brittish actor who actually did well in playing his part of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter but then he screwed his career by taking up the role of Edward Cullen in Twilight. He also doesn't wash his hair because apparently, greasy hair is now sexy.

Also see: ugly and untalented

Me: (walks by Robert Pattinson) Ew.. what's that smell??

by screaminghallelujah6 April 27, 2009

Paxton

The cutest boy you will meet. Funny,amazing,cutest smile!! Glasses but very popular. Likes fortnite wayyyy to much. Paxton likes the beauty in girls. Everyone loves paxton. Every girl has the biggest crush on him. He can be the best boyfriend ever. When you have a paxton in your life, you’re lucky

Paxton is the hottest boy💛

by someoneverycute October 15, 2018

Payton

If your name is Payton you are one of the stupidest people alive! Your amazing funny and clumsy can can be VERY weird but all of those in a good ways. you could be walking and walk into a wall. people love you for who you are! You tend to hide things even from your bestest friends but most importantly your the life of the party! If your having a good time everyone's happy but when your mad then shit!!! People gonna die! You won't hesitate to talk back to anyone and aren't scared to tell anyone how you feel. These people named Payton are very loud as well and are some of the biggest dare devils out there they have a huge heart and have some trust issues but if you ever meet a Payton just know you but the best friend jackpot but if you break there heart or hell will come raining down be careful with there feelings. If you love them and treat them with lots of respect they will do the same to you!

Person 1:bro she just ran into a wall and laughed!
Person 2: wow their name must be Payton!
Person 3: that makes sense 😂

by Stroava1 November 4, 2019