Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.

I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.

by Jake October 13, 2004

paratweet

a variation of the retweet; a tweet deemed worthy of repeating but paraphrased, usually to allow space for commentary on the original tweet; signified by the acronym PT; believed to have originated among Ann Arbor Twitterites

First, the Museum of Jurassic Technology is more amazing than I thought it could be. The bell wheel brought tears to my eyes.

PARATWEET below:

PT: 1st, MJT more rad than thought possible. Bell wheel -> tears.

by karlbarks July 13, 2009

Venezuelan heat parade

n. The act of multiple grown men standing in a line closely to one another that simultaneously light their pubic hair on fire and the proceed to bone the man standing in front of them in line.

Last week I intended to have a normal night with the bros ,but we got drunk and formed a Venezuelan heat parade.

by Macbeezy April 26, 2011

fat dick parade

Three guys, who have dicks that are equally thick as they are long, ramming their cocks into the mouth/vagina/asshole of one woman, simultaneously, while watching the Macy's Day Parade.

"Yo! Bryan, Chris, and I ran a fat dick parade on ya motha last night, while watching the Macy's Day Parade on Tivo!"

by ThePhatDicks June 17, 2009

parade wave

"Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls and blow a kiss"

Miss Teen Bumpkin, not quite a natural in the beauty queen pageant, repeated to herself "Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls and blow a kiss" to remind herself of the proper parade wave. Her fans on the side of the street wondered what she was saying, as she had not yet mastered being able to speak without moving her lips.

by elliephant22 December 23, 2005

Parade Of Douchebaggery

Referring to a heavy volume of bad traffic and bad drivers.

Keith could not believe the parade of douchebaggery on his way to work.

by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

Pamatee

A large, bossy and hideous red-headed land/sea creature who administers Windows computers.

Wow! That Pamatee has areolas the size of dinner plates!

by Jock Cousteau August 5, 2008