Paracats

The Paracats is the state of mind one finds oneself in after having indulged in too many illicit pharmaceuticals and you become so paranoid that there appear to cats in the shadows looking at you....

"they're everywhere, there's cats in the shadows"!
"Oh baby. It's just the paracats. It happens to us all "

by Smuuush November 17, 2016

Parachute pizza

A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.

(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.

by B-Wahn the Keeper April 8, 2017

Paraschlong

A word Logan Paul's camera man made up. Meaning skydiving naked.

Today I'm going paraschlonging.

by He'sherlobster May 11, 2018

Participation Bias

The act of enjoying a team or performance only because you participated in it.

"Man, the choir was so amazing! Especially since I got a solo!"
" Now that's just participation bias."

by Aladrinko July 11, 2018

Paracoronaid

n. Irrational anxiety or fear of having corona virus whenever one coughs or has a headache

Bernadette feels paracoronaid every time she coughs.

by Bad bar April 4, 2020

paracetamol od

overdosing on paracetamol

ella- did u hear he paracetamol od

by leah___ September 30, 2020

Particle Sweat

An extremely unpleasant-smelling combination of anal cleft perspiration and the residuals of high-frequency flatulence (usually travel-related). The phenomenon usually occurs when one is confined to a seat for long periods of time (such as on an airline, bus, train, or jury duty).

The majority of cases are clear and colorless, though extreme cases can take on a more opaque hue.

My flight to New Zealand was 13 hours straight. I was soaking in a puddle of particle sweat by the time we touched ground.

by guacablowme October 28, 2020