Pants Time

The time of day that comes before snack time and after nap time.

"Nap time comes before pants time, not after."

by Keynon June 6, 2005

War Pants

A type of britches that all little warriors don before going into battle.

I hope you put your war pants on today, that new boss is a nugdug.

by Dr. T. Willie True April 20, 2009

Pants Jump

The epic jump one makes when they are pulling up their pants.

"Dude, your ass crack is showing."
*jumps while pulling up pants*"PANTS JUMP!"

by pantsjump March 30, 2010

Pant Puddle

The almost always accident that occurs when after you pee and some of the left-over pee in your urethra drizzles down your pant legs: due to impatiences of not fully choking your peen,enough, after the act. This usually is an uncomfortable feeling that leaves you walking away from the bathroom/restroom in a sort of irregular step.

#1Mom: My son's underwears are always yellow. I think he has some sorta problem."
#2 Mom: Naw it's nothing out of the ordinary. Just Pant Puddle."

by Daravouchi October 9, 2013

jiggle pants

Flared pants.
Pants that give unnatural amount of ass jiggle no matter how skinny you are.

Todd: Damn girl, your ass jiggling everywhere with those jiggle pants
David: goddammit todd, stop looking at my ass!

by UncleRonald June 21, 2020

Asshole pants

A person who acts like a jerk all day long, is wearing their asshole pants.

Everything seems to be bothering Tomas today. He must be wearing his asshole pants!

by DJug July 26, 2019

Dickhead Pants

Baggy high waisted jeans women think are cool, but are not.

Mom jeans that make hot women look like fat divorcees.

"Damn, she is fine!"
'Yeah...but she's got them dickhead pants on. Hard pass.'

by Twinkletits2017 March 31, 2021