a screening of Zorro

A euphemism that refers to Batman's origin. The act of bringing a douchy billionaire to an event with their spawn then murdering said billionaire. Said spawn must witness this, and thus hopefully be inspired to become a dark & brooding hero.

If Zuckerberg had any kids, he'd be prime target for a screening of Zorro

by IO9 Reader January 5, 2011

Dual Screening

The art of watching a TV show whilst simultaneously tweeting constantly about it. Dual Screeners tend to tweet descriptive statements more frequently than opinions/reviews.
Some of the more talented Dual Screeners make following their commentary more entertaining than watching the real thing.

Person 1: Are you watching Masterchef tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I follow this guy on twitter who'll be dual screening it - I'll just read that.

by ABunnyDidIt June 2, 2012

Screen worm

Just like a book worm only you're nose deep in a computer screen, any other screen. A modern day 2020 covid-19 version of a book worm since people use zoom and other video conference apps.

Hugh: "Back in my day they called me a book worm. But you my dawg are a screen worm."
Ganus: "Ok boomer"

by Boob the boy October 14, 2020

Blue screen

Complete and utter trash that goes against the ways of Shrek
Examples include:
1. Tiktok
2. Roadmen
3. Plum's trim

"U R A BLUE SCREEN MAN"

by fuckoff140 February 12, 2021

First Screens

Giving your friend the first turn/round on a video game.

“Here’s the sticks bro, you got first screens”

by NonProfitProphet January 18, 2021

screen fiend

A person who cannot live life without a technological screen in front of them - phone, tablet, p.c., t.v., movie, and even GPS device. They go from screen to screen in their waking hours and do not live live through their own eyes.

Jay: This eclipse is amazing, Shonda! I am so glad we are here witnessing it together.
Shonda: I know! I am capturing it on my phone so that we can watch later on my tablet! It probably looks better through a screen anyway...
Jay: You are such a screen fiend! Watch me leave you here through your device.

by von groovy August 8, 2017

Screen checking

The act of checking someone's side of the screen in a game, most notably first person shooters such as COD. It is also considered an act of total doucheness for you gain an advantage of the players location.

Me: Dude, WTF?

Friend: Whaaaaat???

Me:Stop screen checking, you keep beating me!

by whitemenace98 December 16, 2011