Playing with another person on the same screen using 'splitscreen' and continuously watching the other persons part of the screen in an attempt to use it to your advantage.
John is playing call of duty with his brother, Bob, on the same TV using splitscreen. John cannot find where Bob is on the screen, so he looks at Bob's part of the screen, finds his location by screen perving and kills him. John is a screen pervert.
by urbanofficialwords22 November 23, 2016
When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.
"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"
by Screen Hawked January 11, 2012
Just like a book worm only you're nose deep in a computer screen, any other screen. A modern day 2020 covid-19 version of a book worm since people use zoom and other video conference apps.
Hugh: "Back in my day they called me a book worm. But you my dawg are a screen worm."
Ganus: "Ok boomer"
Ganus: "Ok boomer"
by Boob the boy October 15, 2020
by NonProfitProphet January 19, 2021
Post that photo in 4x5 instead of 1x1, it takes up a lot more screen equity and will gain more attention.
by Novomiro July 21, 2020
by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022
Complete and utter trash that goes against the ways of Shrek
Examples include:
1. Tiktok
2. Roadmen
3. Plum's trim
Examples include:
1. Tiktok
2. Roadmen
3. Plum's trim
by fuckoff140 February 12, 2021