Divorced

Having beliefs that are inconsistent with rational thought. Divorced from reality.
Tom Brady is reaching new levels of divorced by giving up a sports commentator gig to try stand-up comedy.
by vuxedo voxel March 01, 2023
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Soul divorced

One of many phrases meaning killed or dead used by Tik Toker/YouTuber: Casual Geographic to avoid demonetization when ruining your favourite animal(s) for 5-10 minutes.
"Bump (an elephant) then used his tusks to split his handler in half and then stood over his soul divorced corpse for hours."
by N1t-Man103 April 14, 2023
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andrews divorce

A long, drawn out separation where a married couple intends to file the paperwork to get divorced, but it never gets done due to lack of will and sheer laziness. Both parties move on with their lives but remain legally married to one another.
My girlfriend keeps pressuring me to get a real divorce. She's not down with my Andrews divorce situation.
by Golden Child 5K June 26, 2017
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Divorce papers

A colour, slightly yellowish white with a pinch of almond brown.
Divorce papers is the best colour to ever exist, can't prove me wrong.
by Dirtymindedbish October 16, 2021
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Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.
After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.
by LesleeB February 12, 2020
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divorce dropped

After announcing to friends and/or family you are divorcing, you are quickly dropped from the social circle. No phone calls, emails, invites. Treated like you have the plague.

Several reasons for being dropped
1. Choose sides with your stbx
2. Marriages are already shaky, treat it as contagious
3. Don't know what to say
4. Feel uncomfortable choosing a side or the thought of divorce. Rather than facing the situation, disappear altogether from the divorcing couple.

Remember, the friends you had before you married will likely stick by you. If not, the friendship was already fading. Expect the same from the exes friends before marriage. It hurts, but do you want people like that in your life? Good riddance. Make room for people who care about you. You will eventually make new friends. Important to have own network of friends.
Emailed a so-called friend about divorce, did not get a response. Clearly not a friend.

Find out friends invited your ex to a party, but did not invite you.

Casual couple friends ie: tennis doubles, drop the divorcing couple from the circle.

I have been divorce dropped.
by surfangel June 28, 2012
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Cunt Divorce

When two lesbians get divorced. That´s called Cunt divorce
Hey did you hear about Jane and Lucie? Yea they´re getting a Cunt divorce
by YUNG CLOUT CRINGE June 20, 2018
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