oakton goggles

Refers to a false and warped perception of work colleagues due to a scarcity of good looking people in the office. Symptoms of Oakton Goggles include viewing an unattractive colleague at work as quite good looking. An average looking person would appear outrageously good looking if you have Oakton Goggles on.

Sarah: “Hey did you see that really cute guy that was in the tea room before?”
Bec: “Oh you must have Oakton Goggles because he was NOT good looking!”
Both: “hehe”

by oaktonite December 16, 2014

Oats one

Is a pussy aka toy who is all talk and can run up anytime bitch

Look at that faggot oats one

by Ozonone bitch May 30, 2016

Oak Harbor Ohio

Full of hicks who fight about who’s truck is bigger or who can chew more dip. most girls are hoes and go around boy to boy just to use them for their cattle. also most guys care more about their cigs rather than getting a diploma and stick to farming. yeee haw

Did you see all those damn tractors in oak harbor ohio?

by kaydaddy January 3, 2019

Oatmeal Effect

Oatmeal Effect - When two individuals get the same idea and share it at the same time, or when two individuals talk about the same topic at the same time without prior knowledge of synchronization.

Randy & Bob at the same time: "Isn't hot cereal just oatmeal?"
Randy: "Woah! Oatmeal Effect!!"

by tastyresort June 24, 2019

Oaked

Oaked(n) is the act of losing in any particular competitive sport / doing bad at something.

"Ted's football team got oaked"

"Lewis is getting oaked"

"Anthony is gonna get oaked on fortnite tonight"

by Repixelated August 4, 2019

Oak Creek Ice

An impoverished person with swagger from Oak Creek, West Allis, or the South Side of Milwaukee.

You see Roscoe’s new chain? Dude got that Oak Creek Ice goin’ on.

by Milwaukeeman August 14, 2019

Southern Oaks Middle School

A school where the teachers are retarded and all the 6th graders do is Juul. Because "Juuling is cool dude".
There is about 3 fights everyday and the ambulance comes once a month. Once you walk in you are already in drama

Southern Oaks Middle School: A very dangerous school!
Jack: "You go to Southern Oaks?"
Anthony: "yeah! How did you know?!"
Jack: "You have a Juul in your hand, your forehead is bleeding and you seem to be getting alot of text messages! (Aka DRAMA)

by Chicken dingo August 2, 2019