The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on.
I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath
by Willack October 16, 2008
Get the Baywatch Speed mug.When two individuals (more than likely strangers) speed next to each other because each individual thinks the other will get pulled over.
Example 1. "Man I was speeding Buddies with a Porsche today.. a cop would've totally busted him first."
Example 2. "So this idiot in a sketchy-ass van was tryin' to be my speeding buddy.. There's no way I'm getting busted before him."
Example 2. "So this idiot in a sketchy-ass van was tryin' to be my speeding buddy.. There's no way I'm getting busted before him."
by Baconx100000000000 November 14, 2011
Get the Speeding Buddy mug.A sex position calling for the girl to sit on the guy as they ride over speed bumps. WARNING: DRIVE SLOWLY, IT MAY BECOME PAINFUL IF YOU DRIVE TO FAST.
Tommy: Hey are you going speed bumping tonight with your girlfriend?
Alec: Yeah...I'm still sore from last night though.
Alec: Yeah...I'm still sore from last night though.
by Homie Cool March 13, 2010
Get the speed bumping mug.adam came out and said ive just cumed in 12 seconds just 2 seconds off my personal best. i better get ready for next weeks speed wank compotition
by lukeboi June 28, 2006
Get the speed wank mug.Speed Porn is downloading as much porn as possible before the cable company cuts off your internet connection because of not paying the bills.
by Ronius August 24, 2006
Get the Speed Porn mug.Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.
Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!
Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"
Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!
Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"
by CJ Stuntin March 30, 2010
Get the Speed Turd mug.definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.
also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.
also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.
i have major speed cleaning to do.
how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.
i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!
how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.
i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!
by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010
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