Cheese

An edible substance that most carnivourous species' depend on for sustanance. Cheese's chemical formulae is most similar to the flesh of the bovine cattle from which the first recorded cheese origionated (aka beef), though its taste is found to be more preferred and its colour more of a sunny hugh. The most zealous believers of cheese can generate it on demand from an on-hand mamallian gland. This is a taboo act due to the lack of QA in cheese production and is usually done away from prying eyes.

Cheese is a kind of meat : A tasty yellow beef . I milk it from my teet ; but i try to be discreet . Oooh Cheese ... Oooh Cheese

by Fash-Sin June 29, 2018

Cheesed

When someone gets cheese on them, specifically hot cheese

"Damn she was cheesed as fuck" - what happens when I watch a girl fall in hot cheese

by Playedyourselfs4r4 February 28, 2017

Cheese

When playing a game, sport, video game or other, and the opponents use cheap tactics in order to win; to play something without honor; to be a complete faggot when playing something; someone who gets constant death threats for being cheap and phony

Jack: This faggot is cheesing me so hard right now ima find him and chop his chode off
Ryan: What does cheese mean?
Jack: It's an idiot with no honor

by Derkadurr March 6, 2017

Cheesed

To be "done" with something. Non white girl way of saying I can't even and/or can't deal

Jon: (hits the 8-ball first)
Jake: I'm cheeseddddddd

by Kms051201 January 18, 2017

Cheese

a yummy dairy product

may i ahve some cheese

by cheese March 10, 2003

cheese

another name for skunk when it is particually smelly

christ that cheese smells potent

by Nox Noctics July 24, 2006

cheese

Slang for masturbation. Derived from the Moroccan language, where the word for cheese and the word for masturbate are one and the same.

"Where's Ratmann?"
"Oh, he's cheesing in the bathroom."
"I see, and how did you know that?"
"Uh....hmm...."

by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008