Natural Instinct

the natural urge to complete any of the bases with someone...for example: making out, hand job, blowjob, casually spooning with no clothes on, full penetration, etc.

hey. Wanna follow your natural instincts with me?

by fboyz4life November 12, 2016

nature's fonts

Nature's Fonts fall under the category of Breasts As cited from the list of 2443 filthy words and phrases compiled by George Carlin.

The good lord has written that young lady with bold nature's fonts.

by The keeper of the cheese October 19, 2013

Natural Lube

When one coats the penis or vagina in semen to lube that area up.

My girlfroend amd I had so much sex last night I used my natural lube with her.

by hehehehehehehehehehehehehehepl September 16, 2012

natural father

slang for "natty daddy", a 8% beer thats cheap as hell and tastes like shit, but gets you totally wasted. theyre pretty much just four lokos without the flavor and energy stuff.

lets pickup some natural fathers tonight we getting wasted

by LooLooLooLooLoo December 14, 2012

Natural Selection

I will find you, and I WILL kill you!

-Nature

Natural Selection is Coming For You

by SpaghettiFingers October 27, 2015

Chodie by nature

Naturally born and raised to be a chode; usually occuring implicitly by their up bringing.

He was wearing Ed Hardy at 2 years old, he is just chodie by nature.

by chochochode August 6, 2012

Natural Methodist

1. A born again birth control user who excessively claims to be using natural birth control method; and gives TMI about her cycle, her sex life, and her religious beliefs.

2. The natural methodist method is based on a trinity of ideas overshadowed by one all encompassing truth. Firstly, that women ovulate 14 days before menstruation begins, give or take two days. Secondly, that sperm can survive inside a woman for three days. That an egg can only be fertilized within 24 hours of being released from the ovaries.
And lastly, that anyone at work gives a shit.

She's a total Natural Methodist; she would have never made it through high school or technical school if she really was using the the rhythm method. I can't eat hard boiled eggs anymore since she told me when she ovulates.

by floorfly November 21, 2010