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name flopping 

An attempt at name dropping which fails because the person mentioned is so obscure that no one knows who they are or so obnoxious that no one would want to know them.
Person A: I was chatting to Enda last week and he said...
Person B: Enda who?
Person A: Enda Penny, the Deputy Vice Chairman of the Campaign for the Preservation of Blue Shirts
Person B: Dude, you are so name flopping!
name flopping by Catholicus June 22, 2012
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Name Five Fish 

A game often played by males. Person A will sneak up behind Person B and grab the his nipple. Person A then yells, "Name five fish!" and will not let go of Person B's nipple until he names the five fish. The pain being inflicted on Person B's nipple makes it extremely hard for him to name five fish. The game can also be played by naming five presidents, fruits, vegetables, sneaker brands, state capitals, etc.
John: (grabs Jim's nipple) Name Five Fish!
Jim: OWW! Let go of my nipple you fucker! Shit! Salmon, snapper... fuck I can't think of another!! Trout, goldfish... GOD DAMMIT!!! My tit hurts so fucking badly!!! Uhhh... GROUPER!!! YES! GET OFF MY NIPPLE!!
John: Hahaha

Name of Spain 

1. verb: to claim ownership, to steal
2. phrase used to justify claiming said ownership
"he just name of spained your parking spot!"

"you just took my last sunkist!"
"name of spain, dude!"
Name of Spain by zxcvbnt October 27, 2007

Name-Dropper 

A Name-Dropper is someone who drops a name in one of two ways:
1) They INSISTS that this person is the coolest, sexiest, most kick-ass "motha-fuckah evah!" Claim that this person is the hottest, baddest bitch/dude and not to mess with them.
2) They INSIST that this person is a complete "douche-ass-faggot!" who sucks dick at (insert some stupid computer/video game name)and can never get a girl and can't even get a grandma/faggot to fuck them. If it's a girl, she's a slut. If it's a guy, he's a fag. Period.

If the Name-Dropper described how stupid and faggoty the person is or how skanky and slutty the person is, the name they're dropping is usually someone the Name-Dropper hates/is jealous of and wants everyone to know that they're jealous.
If the Name-Dropper showers the person with praise and lavish compliments, teling people how kick ass that person is and to "watch out" for this "bad azz", the person this Name-Dropper describes is more likely than not, the Name-Dropper THEMSELVES. Ane they want EVERYONE to know what KOOL BEAUTIFUL/HOT CHICKAS/DUDES THEY ARE.... while trying to be discreet and hide how vain and stupid they are.
Name-Dropper: Lizza is the coolest, sexiest, most beautiful girl evah! Shes the SHIT, so all you fuckers bettah watch out or she'll -

Normal Person: Oh, shut up, Name-Dropper! we all know you're "Lizza" and the only one who thinks you're cool is YOU!

Name-Dropper: Lyke, OMG! STFU, I'm nut Lizza, Im hur friend, n' Lizza is the coolest chicka evah! She'll kick ur azz, so -

Normal Person: *fires cannon at the Name-Dropping idiot*
Name-Dropper by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006

Name-Typer 

People who type their own name into urban dictionary and waste time reading a billion definitions about their name that other people wrote, which is a complete waste of time, especially when the name Tim has the same definition as the name Melissa and most likely goes something like this: "Melissa is the smartest, most gorgeous person there is who will always make you laugh, and she is definatly good in the sack." These said people then post these definitions in their facebook status and tell their friends to go look thier names up also.
Person 1: "oh man so funny you should go look your name up in urban dictionary, its hysterical, I just looked my own name up"

Person 2: "you are such a "Name-Typer"...."
An unintentional misspelling of an online username when first creating it.

A name is what you are referred to as, and maim means to permanently injure or damage. Put them together and you have name maim.
Me: "My UD username was supposed to be Anarch Furry, which is original, but I wasn't careful and ended up with "Amarch Furry", which doesn't really make sense".

Friend: "Ouch. That's a bad case of name maim."
Name Maim by Anarch Furry April 18, 2010

NAME THAT RAPPER 

A GAME ON INSTAGRAM. EXAMPLE:YOU NAME. A. LYRIC FROM A RAP SONG AND ONE OF YOUR FOLLWERS NAME THE RAPPER. Made by terry ross of bk ny
Example of name that rapper :You name a LYRIC. From a rap song and one of your followers name the rapper