A read house urban legend.The subject of the so called "curse of the Oxfordshire ablutions".was molested by an anonymous staff member (MB) to the tune of the popular meme soundtrack"can I but my bowls in yo jowls" (prod.bbbbisexual beats). Subsequently ending his own life out of shame in the male ablutions.It is said that he haunts the last shower in the ablutions and his spirit is released if the shower is turned on.He subsequently plays "pranks" on unsuspecting basic cadets (such as pulling their duvets off and singing the famous meme soundtrack"can I put my bowls in yo jowls".It is rumoured that Cadet Molesté is his real name.
Basic cadet 1 - "My duvet got taken off last night."
Basic cadet 2 - "Must've been Cadet Molesté because you turned the last shower on."
Basic cadet 2 - "Must've been Cadet Molesté because you turned the last shower on."
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All rapist and molestors should burn in hell and get their head chopped off haha.
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Nick: Hey Sally! Wanna okay a quick game in my room?
Sally: Sure! What’s it’s about?
Nick: well… it has simple rules. All you have to do is keep you’re clothes off ;)
Sally: Uhm… okay :)
As you can see Nick is a fucking Child Molestor <3
Sally: Sure! What’s it’s about?
Nick: well… it has simple rules. All you have to do is keep you’re clothes off ;)
Sally: Uhm… okay :)
As you can see Nick is a fucking Child Molestor <3
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