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fluffy-murphy

1. When a man, a woman, or both people have become inebriated on Irish whiskey and the man performs bad oral sex on the unkempt garden of a woman's virtue.

2. To motorboat a woman's hairy vagina while someone in the sex act is drunk on alcohol of Irish origin.
Man, Mike drank so much Bailey's last night, I bet he gave that hippie chick he left with a fluffy-murphy.
by jrock1234 August 16, 2009
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Murphy's Law

The secret of the universe: The Universe is intrinsically dystopic.
During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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murphy brown

after anal sex, you remove your penis and wipe it in her armpit
Last night Paul gave Natalie a messy Murphy Brown
by Nat F November 10, 2008
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Connor Murphy

This is the name if the most amazing human on the planet! He has brown hair, blue eyes, and the most amazing smile ever. He never fails to make me smile and laugh. I miss him and love him with all my heart.
Connor Murphy, I you ever see this, I hope you will come back into my life some day.
by you probably know who this is September 20, 2020
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Murphy Raw

Engaging in a sexual act without using a condom while being a very dirty individual
He was doing her murphy raw last night.
by Murphy Raw July 7, 2008
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Dusty Murphy

Aunt Claire never met a man who met her standards, therefore she had one Dusty Murphy.

Bill was a virgin until he died, he had one Dusty Murphy
by Ioannes Magnumus July 14, 2010
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Murphy Lee

Murphy Lee or should I say Mr. Tohri Harper is one of GOD'S SEXIST CREATIONS. He is the best St. Lunatic yet. And he carries himself in such a funfilled way.
Just look at any of his pictures.
by ReesesPieces8301 January 6, 2004
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