The Muppet

The act of reaching up your female partners ass while you are having vaginal intercourse and jerking yourself off. The masturbation aspect may also be handled by a third party, in which case it is called the "Puppet Master".

My girl's pooswa is looser than Gandalf's sleeves. The only way I can get off inside her is by giving myself the muppet.

by Falter Ego September 8, 2007

psychotic muppet pussy

a cooch which is straight haired yet curled with exotic colors and likes to play the drums

I was dating a Yugoslavian Asian and she had a hoohaa that looked like a psychotic muppet pussy.

Noyb tried to take a girl home one night and when he went to find that magic treasure he came upon a psychotic muppet pussy and ran like hell!

Bob tried as hard as he could not to laugh at the photos he found online of the psychotic muppet pussy, but to no avail!

Penelope was accustomed to dawning her bush like the psychotic muppet pussy she saw on pbs.

by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012

Transfer Muppet

An idiotic football "fan" who prefers news about transfers to actually watching the game.They are known to base their opinions on the computer game, "Football Manager".

"I hope Man U sign Fernando Torres, he's world-class!"
"Oh shut up ehsanul, you transfer muppet."

by Wonder Pigeon July 30, 2007

Prestige Muppet

Someone you come across in the gaming lobby who has levelled up in any first person shooter (fps) game online before you have had a chance to get the game out of the wrapper.

Dusara : "Oh it's those prestige muppets from before, this time I'll have em!"

by tlpn99 December 16, 2010

meth muppet

A meth muppet is a female that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, or come to terms with the fact that she looks like a muppet when she smiles.....

'' OMG did you see that skank on aisle 3?'' bitch walking around wal-mart with her fake ass coach bag at 2a.m, smiling, she looks like a str8 meth muppet.....

by lillithangel June 3, 2014

Squeezing a Muppet

Shitting in different colors.... ex: green, pink, blue, etc.

John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.

Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.

by pookabear July 13, 2011

Rusty Muppet

The act of inserting your arm (elbows deep), dressed in Elmo attire (naturally) into one's anus whilst've being in hunched position; to be tickled into uprght position with said hand.

I can't watch Sesame Street without dreaming of a rusty muppet.

by BEBOFA.NUTZ February 16, 2017