Mullet

A stylish hair cut that has been popular for decades. Short on top, long in the back. Looks good on anyone. It will always be in style. Contrary to popular belief, there is no such thing as a bad mullet.

Look at my long, flowing, mullet.

by Jimbo May 22, 2003

Mullet Creep

The result of aging, mullet creep occurs in (mainly Southern, semi-rural) men as their hairline recedes in front, but the mullet continues to grow longer in the back, giving the appearance of the entire mullet creeping backwards on the skull. Often accompanied by graying, and a Trans-Am succumbing to disrepair on the mullett creepee's front lawn.

Jethro's biz-in-front / party-in-back hairdo looked great when he was in his 20's, but now, with the mullet creep, he looks like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror.

by Sidiferu February 19, 2012

mullet dress

A dress that is long in the back in short in the front

Laura's dad spent a lot of money on her mullet dress.

by tiffany March 22, 2005

fe-mullet

a female lesbians mullet
grossest longest dirtiest mullet ever

mandy moore

by PJ April 28, 2003

Cheese Mullet

The result of a guy sitting on the couch eating Cheetos while getting a blow job and running his fingers through the BJ giver's hair.

I was giving Matt a blow job while he sat on the couch watching Laguna Beach, and I ended up with this really crazy cheese mullet!

by NaughtyGirl September 15, 2008

mullet panties

panties that are like a bikini in the front but a thong in the back, "Buisness in the front party in the back"

My girl friend got these underwear that are briefs in the front and a thong in the back, so i caled them mullet panties.

by smokeybeaner February 15, 2006

mullet-hawk

When you have mohawk where the back is longer and flows freely

Dude look at that guy's mullet-hawk. He looks like a bogan trying to be a punk

by oh shit i'm dead February 12, 2005