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1st of the month

The day the welfare checks come out and a good ass song by bone thugs and harmony
shit nigga its the 1st of the month timed to get paid for being a lazy bitch
by j bizzle June 14, 2004
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Monther

Me and Bianca have our monther tomorrow! We are going to go out to eat at Carrabbas.
by Roog January 8, 2009
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Femboy Milking Month

Every January is Femboy Milking Month!
When the year starts, all Femboys need to be milked in order to maintain their production, therefore the whole month of January they're trained to produce milk daily, in order to make milk a few times a week for the rest of the year.
Person 1: "Hey bro, are you gonna participate in FMM?"
Person 2: "What's FMM?"
Person 1: "It's Femboy Milking Month, of course! You have to get milked every day in order to maintain good production levels!"
Person 2 "Ok, sign me up"
by cutefemboy December 9, 2022
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monthly nosebleed

The male equivalent of female menstruation. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).
Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?

Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.
by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006
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monthversary

When a couple celebrates the month they`re together.
Happy monthversary mi niña!! Te Amo meLONcITA!
by Claudilicious September 17, 2007
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Box Month

A Box Month is a month in which the first day of the month begins on a Sunday and the calendar of the month forms a perfect rectangle. The only month in which this can occur is February, since it has 28 days. The occurrence of this event is quite rare. Since a Box month cannot occur on a leap (due to the 29 days), the pattern of re-occurrence follows a 6-11-11...6-11-11 year interval. For example the years in which a Box Month occur are 1981-1987-1998-2009-2015-2026, following the 6 yr, 11 yr, 11 yr pattern.

This rare event is celebrated throughout the month in commemoration of this rarity within the Calendar.
Dude 1: Dude, did you know that it's Box month this month?

Dude 2: Oh really, then let's fuckin party it up, cuz it's BOX MONTH!

Pickup line to Random Girl at Bar: Hey did you know it's Box Month?
by A Man With a Plan February 27, 2009
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Zombie Awareness Month

May is Zombie Awareness Month.
Many films important to the evolution of the modern zombie are set in the month of May, from the original Night of the Living Dead, 1968, to the well received Dawn of The Dead remake of 2004.
Also, because Spring naturally brings with it a sense of renewal and hopefulness, May is the perfect month to emphasize continued vigilance in the face of the coming zombie pandemic.
Despite common misconceptions, zombies - and the threat they represent - are not connected with the late October pagan tradition of Halloween. Witches, ghouls and vampires, all Halloween staples, are otherworldly creatures of old, filled with mysticism and superstition.
Zombies, on the other hand, are biological entities, made of flesh and blood, and functioning under the same laws of science and reason as all worldly beings.
"Happy Zombie Awareness Month Shawn."
"You too lynn."
by spacecake666 May 4, 2010
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