monkey time

a block of time, carefully set aside for the sole purpose of engaging in auto-erotic behavior

Mom: Has anyone seen Rufus? I can't find the little dude.
Young son and Rufus' bro: Check the basement closet. It's monkey time in RufusLand. Ole'.

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 27, 2009

Monkey Plastics

Cheap shoes, shoes that are made of inferior material. Shoes that are usually consisted mostly of plastic.

"Man, look at John with those monkey plastics on".

"My mom is supposed to be gettin me some new shoes, I hope they're not monkey plastics!"

by Jashobeam March 27, 2010

Monkey Poo Poo

An annoying little monkey who smells like shit and diarrheas everywhere. No one likes him :(

Pop : Omg is that Monkey Poo Poo?
Ket : Ew, he's really annoying.

by massive_diarrhea July 15, 2018

junk monkey

'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.

Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.

by George Fricke October 25, 2006

Sniper Monkey

Secret meaning of SIMP.
S - niper
I -
M - onkey
P -

Damn bro you are a real simp/sniper monkey (monkeys are pretty cool, guess how cool sniper monkeys are)😎

That was sick. You are a simp.🥶

by hartzer aka der g November 3, 2020

Moke Room

An temporarily unoccupied room in the upstairs of a row home usually rented out, but while no renters are renting, it is used exclusively for hot boxing with a bunch of your friends. Butt fucking is optional, but to be expected.

Person A- "Hey, a bunch of us are going to hit up the Moke Room."

Person B- "Nah man, i heard that people are gonna come look at it soon to rent it."

Person A- "We don't care. Moke Room."

Person's C through F- "Fuck yeah! Moke room!"

by The biggest bootied bitch January 1, 2012

monkey tickle

The nervous sensation felt in the balls when afraid of falling or of heights, often experienced when standing on the edge of a building or riding a roller coaster.

When we stood on the observer box in the Willis Tower, I could really feel the monkey tickle looking down.

by danglyballzjohn February 5, 2017