brown paper bag money

Money made from hustling.

That brown paper bag money push my mattress through the roof.

by Borbus January 9, 2008

Money

A piece of paper which is inserted into a stripper's butt to get her to take off her clothes.

Also a device used to snort coke.

If you never realized that approximately 73% of $1 bills in circulation have been in a strippers butt at one time or another, well now you know. Have fun with your money germaphobes.

by rogerthewhale March 12, 2014

Money eyes

When one becomes so intoxicated that their eyes blow up twice the normal size. In some cases even look outwardly.

"Dude, the night his wife ended up giving birth, we got super trashed. You should have seen Jeremy, he had the MONEY EYES"!

by Whiske'Lite's! July 4, 2009

Jukebox Money

Slang term for condoms or money needed to buy condoms. Inspired by the B-52s song "Love Shack".

I've got me a car, it's as big as a whale, and we're about to set sail / I've got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 so hurry up and bring your jukebox money!

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Dad: Have fun at the party tonight, son.
Tim: Thanks dad...ooh, and before I forget, could you lend me a little cash for tonight?
Dad: Why? You're not going to be getting some booze, right?
Tim: No dad, I just need a little jukebox money.

by Reppin' Latvia November 23, 2010

your money is no good here

as you are our guest, everything you get is free

You helped us out, so your money is no good here.

by The Return of Light Joker January 4, 2012

old money

people who come from families that have had a lot of money for a long time, which gives them a high social position

He invited both the smart set and Perth's old money.

by zhenming_zhao February 29, 2008

money toilet

Someone who wastes a lot of someone else's money.

"I love my girlfriend, but she can be a real money toilet."

by hannah_b April 3, 2009