modrobes

the most comfortable pants you will ever own! the ultimate post-modern clothing. invented in the late 90s by saldebus, a true canadian renegade marketing guru, the signautre (and best selling style of) post-modern pants are a basic 65/35 poly-cotton blend, which get incredibly soft and comfortable with wash and wear. popular with both the university set and huge in the rave scene, these pants are further distinguished by their buckle clip and webbed belt. they are still the world's best alternative to sweatpants.

"look at that girls hot ass!"
"yeah man, it's those modrobes"

"you look like a bum in those sweatpants. you've gotta get some modrobes"

by Apb24.1 July 25, 2008

mongolian gas pedal

the act of having hot dirty sex with a woman, and right before she reaches the point of an explosive climax, you pull out and kick her in her sweat box.

while jackie was getting trained by 5 military dudes at once in here extra large sweat box, she was getting ready to reach climax when all 5 dudes pulled an mongolian gas pedal rupturing both ovaries, leaving a nike shoe print on her sweat box.

by A.W. and DAVID August 15, 2006

Mongol

One who is so bad ass it's hard to look at them; those people you know will be related to fifteen percent of the world by their fiftieth burthday

That man is such a Mongol .

by Khanadian wapster February 18, 2015

Mongolian love clutch

a sexual position where a man is having anal sex with someone from behind and while inside his partner he punches them in the back of the head and knocks them unconscious. this makes their rectum tighten up and is supposed to increase the pleasure

so i heard you had sex with Deborah last night
yeah shes a total freak. i gave her the mongolian love clutch

by Momo10 May 16, 2010

Mongolian Sticky Bun

When a man ejaculates on a womans ass and sticks himself to her ass. Then when the cum dries between them, he fucks her once more.

Yo, i gave her a mongolian sticky bun last night.

by ajmeeh6842 December 18, 2009

mongolian paratrooper

someone who has a habit of dropping by uninvited and unwanted.

man, greg is such a mongolian paratrooper

by axeman7 October 14, 2008

Mongolian Bottlerocket

The act of dipping the tip of ones penis in kerosene, lighting it on fire and then putting it out in either a partners mouth, vagina, or rectum.

She was in the hospitol for third degree burns due to the Mongolian Bottlerocket.

by Dr Flayvas July 27, 2011