Aunt Flo's moustache

The moustache resulting from gulping red wine instead of sipping.

I woke up with a mean Aunt Flo's moustache from that jug wine they were pushing at Mr. Gallo's house.

by heat rod December 3, 2004

chocolate moostache

when you stick your penis in her butt, then pull it out and wipe it under her nose.

my girl friend came over and after dinner she wanted me too give her a chocolate moostache for dessert.

by turd jenkinz November 24, 2007

Spanish-moustache

While your sex partner is positioned doggy-style you put your thumb up her/his ass and when he/she turns around you draw a line just above her/his lip with your thumb.
PS.
If a thick line is left it may also be referred to as "giving a Hitler"

i totally gave that chick a Spanish-moustache last night. Then she kicked me in the balls.

by Spanklord October 18, 2008

Moustache

Slang for african american person, black person, negro, nigger, etc

This popular trend was started by moustaches themselves, and is quickly catching on

Trust me, EVERYONE is calling black people moustaches

Variants: Moussies, 'Staches

Yo, wats up my moustache
Moustache, what?
Boy do I hate moustaches
Moustaches are really fast
Hey look, a moustache!

by top secret! December 22, 2004

Obstacle illusion

A term used to rationalize tripping over something not visible to the eye.

After I tripped on the rug, I looked to see if there was anything there, and when there wasn't, I realized I had tripped over an obstacle illusion!

by Snovas February 19, 2009

relationship obstacles

getting over any problems , such as past girlfriends , age difference , for a couple to be able to get over

relationship obstacles , could be a major {pain} in the {ass} for 2 peeps who are really into each other cause they both know a lot of the same peeps .

by Dreamyjoe May 24, 2017

senior moustache

a moustache. coming from the french.
refered to as a cool person. very unique. seen as weird sometimes. head charge. kind. generous. and someone people want to be around all the time. doesn't really express their feelings and pretends that everything is fine. keeps everything to themselves. can be a mystery at times.

The Senior Moustache from the town was always crowded with people.

by Youlie Udest May 21, 2008