Midway PA

Midway PA, as of other neighboring towns, is a parasite incest breeding ground. Its a very small town and everyone seems to be cousins with 5 other people in the area. It is infested with rednecks, with the local school, Fort Cherry, being the terrible place these incest spawns go to learn. Stand in the middle of the road and take a shot for every pickup truck you see. Though the houses in the area are rather ok, there are at least 2 rotting trailers in sight at all times. Out of the entire area, this is where the classier rednecks live, most of the lower class rednecks residing in Hickory PA, or near the school, as that is were the farm area is located. Every week there is an event at the local firehall, like bingo or a cash bash, attracting hundreds of country hics like flies to shit, not to mention the annoying siren that goes off every time something happens. Middle of the night, guy passes out drunk? Siren. Retarded incest child crashes their dirtbike? Siren. Would not recommend moving here, or any other neighboring towns.

Girl: Hey, where do you like?
Me: Midway PA
The girl walks away

by Super Nigger Faggot August 31, 2017

tuloso midway

a shitty school that is meant for hood rats and idiots. the teachers are thick though. Sincerely victor deluna

tuloso midway is garbage

by tm is ass March 26, 2021

Chocolate Midwife

1. Shitting in one's own hand.
2. The part played by a male/female in assisting a fudge torpedo into the toilet bowl.
3. Scat play, where one covers themselves in shit and continues to wait for more, hands outstetched.

'My girlfriend decided she wanted to play the chocolate midwife.'

by Tund March 6, 2008

Midwit

I’d say a midwit is someone whose range is above average but either not quite genius level are barely genius level.

- "swiftfoxmark2'

"That Midwit can't even name every state but posts political spew 24/7"

by Grimgold April 8, 2019

Midwife Crisis

When a midwife is performing a long and vigorous delivery and needs to change her tampon desperately

The baby cried too much because of a midwife crisis.

by Andy K April 18, 2004

Midwest

Where people are hick, ugly, and boring.

"That explains it, he's from the Midwest!"

by amap December 1, 2014

midwest

A waste of space. No mountains, no beaches. Just farm animals, fields, and boring people/hicks. Nothing at all ever happens there, with the exception of Chicago and one or two other places. Exists only to make it a hassle for people to get between the east coast and the mountains/west coast. Almost as pointless as Canada.

If you're from the midwest, I'm gonna aim about mid-chest.

by Nick D July 14, 2004