Mentai

Japanese cartoon porn featuring a cast of strictly males ranging from young boys to old pedophiles.

Guy 1: "Hey, check out this mentai!"
Guy 2: "Dude, stop being gay."

by KPMDiver December 30, 2009

Mental Mono

The act of using as much of your sick time as possible when you know you are leaving your present job and knowing that you will not be paid out for your sick time. This results in you being out sick for an extended period of time. Due to the long absence you claim you have mono. There is a two week minimum requirement for mental mono.

"Is Dave okay, he has been out sick for awhile?"

"He is fine, he has had mental mono since Penn State offered him the job."

"Good for him, way to burn up his sick time."

by Dave Pennell January 15, 2009

mental hardon

to be sexually aroused, but not show physical signs ( a boner )

I was trying to act calm, but she gave me such a mental hardon

by Lord Buck February 23, 2009

mentally sober

A term used by a woman to defend her asshole boyfriend after he gets drunk while he is supposed to be spending time with her.

Yeah, Noah was drunk on Halloween. It’s okay though because he was mentally sober.

by Hot Dot November 3, 2020

MentoskaPraha

to be a chatbot or a bad texter on an online chatting platform (eg. Discord)

"You are such a bad texter"
"No you are MentoskaPraha"

by Pilot64 January 20, 2023

crystal menthe

A strong alcoholic beverage invented in August of 2006 in the Bahamas. As said by the name, it's most potent ingredient is Creme de Menthe. This obviously gives the drinker an overwhelming sensation that they are drinking listerine. Best taken in very small shots after slightly inebriated.

The name was a spin-off joke on the drug crystallized methamphetamine.

- "You wanna do shots?"
~ "Yeah, let's see how many crystal menthes we can handle."
- "No way, that stuff's way too strong .. and expensive."

by little orphan annie September 18, 2006

Baller Mentality

Having the mindset that no matter what happens in life, your big baller ego lifestyle will supercede any financial or social strain on said lifestyle.

Example #1
My boss' company is in serious financial trouble, but his baller mentality will not allow him to see the real issues at hand.

Example #2
My boss' baller mentality allows him to go skiing in Lake Tahoe while his company and life is on the verge of bankruptcy.

by Mofo ODD January 29, 2008