Muff Meeting 

1. Lesbian Sex

"Hey, Danielle...you look good enough to eat in that red halter top!"
"Sarah, no matter how many compliments you give me, you and I will never have a muff meeting!"

Muff Meeting by Kimosabi the Wise January 22, 2009

hallway meeting 

When people in an office talk business loudly in the middle of the hallway for several minutes or more. It is especially annoying when they could easily go into their nearby office and not distract anyone around them.

I can't get any work done because the big wigs are having a hallway meeting near me. That's why I'm killing time on Urban Dictionary.

hallway meeting by Milhouse 911 March 17, 2014

softball meeting 

A lesbian orgy

hey Kelly don't forget the lube, we are going to need it for our softball meeting

softball meeting by dap00nslayer December 5, 2014

meeting on the mountain 

a dreaded meeting or appointment involving some sort of confrontation with a higher-up type of official person, be it a boss, counselor, or other authority-like figure. . .

I had a little "incident" at school and now I have to speak with the head counselor. . . the meeting on the mountain is this morning. .. eeek!

meeting on the mountain by Just A Troubled Girl February 3, 2006

mellingitis

A disease that is characterized by sleeping all day, and sometimes drinking too much.

Person 1: God, that girl fucking sleeps all day.
Person 2: Maybe she has a case of mellingitis

mellingitis by Porcelain Doll April 29, 2008

Toilet Meeting 

The definition of this word means to go and plop a shit in the commode.

Can we hurry this up? Cause I have a toilet meeting I have to attend to.

Toilet Meeting by Quentin_B. March 3, 2007

PTA Meeting 

When everyone at a bar, restaurant or club is older than you by at least one generation.

Guy 1: "Dude want to go to that bar in Florida by the bingo place?"
Guy 2: "Naw man, that's a total PTA meeting, we won't be able to pick up chicks who aren't friends with our moms."

PTA Meeting by KeelyLC August 14, 2012