Masturbation

Self improvement or pleasing oneself.

Rick: Did you see John working out?

Steve: Yeah, he is totally masturbating his ego.

Self improvement is masturbation, self destruction on the hand...

by Raakam_revolver September 12, 2012

Masturbation

Playing with your genitals while thinking of a tractor.

Masturbation...on the farm...success.

by Curiousss June 8, 2009

masturbate

The act which makes people go blind, insane and have hairy palms.

"Damn, I can tell you've been masturbating again." "Huh? who said that?"

by mass-turd-bait March 7, 2003

Masturbation

To stroke your penis, causing you to ejaculate, now commonly referred to as fapping

Jim: Masturbation is a GREAT way to pleasure yourself

by FluffyMan20 May 9, 2016

masturbate

to masturbate is when a girl touches her front bottom and clitoris until its wet or a boy touches his willy until its wet and masturbation is done for fun because some people want to do sex but cant or they just feel like it and the wet stuff that comes out can make a white patch in your pants or knickers and people do not normally touch their private parts in public

oh and im touching my front bottom and oo yeah im tickling my clitoris ohh yeah mmmm all the wet stuffs coming out its all over my fingers ooooo mmm im fingering my front bottom

oh and ive got my willy and im touching it all over and the we t stuff is coming out ooo mmm and it feels goood ohh yeah when i masturbate i get really excited

by vaginal fluid November 11, 2006

masturbation

masturbation is a teenage boy's favorite past-time.

My older teenage cousin, Donnie, taught me all abut masturbation, and ever since, it's been my hobby!

by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021

masturbation

A friendly reminder that ur still single

"Hey Joe, are you going to perform masturbation today?"

Joe: "Well im not getting much action, so fuck it ill wax my carrot!"

by Captain NippleFuzz February 20, 2009