"Let me tell you something about Sarah Palin, man, she's good masturbation material. The glasses and all of that, great masturbation material" (said comedian Tracy Morgan, January 27, 2011, during "Inside the NBA" on TNT before the Heat-Knicks game).
by masturbationmaterial.com February 20, 2011
Get the masturbation material mug.A way for men or women to deal with problems without getting up. terms for men include: jerk off, rub one out, beat off, wack ones turkey, and shoot clue goo. In a womens case it could be Fingering and flicking the bean around or use a dildo.
How to use masturbation in a conversation.
For a man, "hey steve, wanna play some B-Ball?"
"Nah im kinda tired, im gonna go home, put on the Tv, rub one out and take a nap.
women do not usually discuss this subject but if they did it would go a little something like this.
"hey jacky, want to go to the mall?"
"I think im going to go back to the car and flick my bean around."
Or
"Im going to go home and check my myspace and punch my cat"
For a man, "hey steve, wanna play some B-Ball?"
"Nah im kinda tired, im gonna go home, put on the Tv, rub one out and take a nap.
women do not usually discuss this subject but if they did it would go a little something like this.
"hey jacky, want to go to the mall?"
"I think im going to go back to the car and flick my bean around."
Or
"Im going to go home and check my myspace and punch my cat"
by Bobsaget,dannytanner January 9, 2009
Get the masturbation mug.putting your finger or fingers in your vegina in and out until pleasured, sprayed out sticky juicy warm cum and screamed like a bitch
I know Becky, I waited for Bob to come over all night long but he didn't. So instead, I fingered myself and ate my cum.
by fuck master June 5, 2003
Get the female masterbation mug.Honey, I would swear our son is suffering from chronic masturbation. All you ever hear from him these days are slight moans and the sound of pants being unzipped
by Omukae April 9, 2010
Get the chronic masturbation mug.To use/abuse or pleasure oneself with drugs. Usually referring to narcotics or rather hard drugs such as opiates (heroin, morphine oxycodone, methadone, demorol, ect..) or the stronger stimulants such as cocaine, methamphetime or other amphetamine like compounds. And also usually doing so in high excess/abuse.
person a:Man, that cat used to be cool but went over the edge with chemical masterbation
person b: what do you mean?
person a: he went off the deep end shootin coke.
person b: oh yeah your right, he jacked some money from me the other day.
person b: what do you mean?
person a: he went off the deep end shootin coke.
person b: oh yeah your right, he jacked some money from me the other day.
by LeibstandarteAdH (Matt B.) April 1, 2007
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The act of using unnecessary elaborate speech to convey a simple point, or speaking in a tone that would make you seem like a pompous dipshit.
I recently attended the line at the food product facility, at which I purchased a deliciously decadent three cheese lasagna and a bottle of Spumante.
by Tiki Torch Bob June 19, 2004
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