Maritio

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's amazing & charismatic & charming & all the things you look for in a guy. He might not seem that friendly at first but once you get to know him he'll make you feel not only butterflies, but the whole zoo when you are together. If you meet a Maritio & you fall for him, don't waste time not telling him how you feel. Because you definitely DO NOT want to miss out. Trust me.

"I met this guy, sexy, smart, driven.... Wow"

"He must be a maritio!"

"You bet your floppy noodle he is!"

by AFriend,always June 2, 2013

maritroll

A Maritroll is someone who repeatedly trolls you with flawless disses, pranks, jokes and other humiliating things. Like Impossible Mario (therefore MARItroll)

Damn due that guy set off a firework in your house, had sex with your girlfriend, completely owned you with that insult and then spray painted a dick on your car.

Ya he's such a maritroll

by Da Fuck is this word April 14, 2014

Marmite Kiss

To kiss an anus

She was so hot I had to give her a Marmite kiss

by Caps99 November 12, 2014

marmite line

The stain around a woman's bumhole. Name given from Josh Barard Congleton Cheshire
Cheshire @JoshuaBarard

Fuck me you should of seen this bird's marmite line last night when I went down on her!!

by JOSHB February 2, 2015

marmite hairs

Sticky sweaty and slightly shitty hairs that stick your arse cheeks together like Velcro.

You could hear the twang of marmite hairs releasing as Rob's fat hairy arse cheeks separated when he bent over.

by Shittydick March 4, 2015

manbitch

Plain bologna sandwich with nothing on it

"I am going to the deli counter to order a manbitch" said James

by dancer1234 April 6, 2015

Manbitch

A relationship between a man and woman where the male is considered to be less of a man than his partner.

That Alex is such a manbitch letting his girl push him round like that.

by Mossy_Bank May 25, 2016