Friendly Maggot

When you want to call someone or something a faggot but can't due to the people around you.

In an elevator
Barry: "Did you see Johnny last night with his light-up t-shirt?"
Larry: "Yeah what a f-(everybody looks at him) friendly maggot"

Barry and Larry inside joke.
(Watching some guy do handstands on the beach while sitting with his friends)
Barry: "You know Larry, i think that guy is the friendliest of maggots I have ever seen"
Larry: "I concur Barry"
(Friends looks at them quizzically)

by YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodCynic October 28, 2012

ass maggot

someone thats ass is so nasty that it draws maggots

he is such an ass maggot

by ani_the_feral_ferret October 28, 2003

Pus Maggot

(n)
1. An insulting yet effective put-down. Can be used as a sledge during a game of sport, or anywhere really.

2. A maggot that lives on the pus from a weeping wound.

"Hey pus maggot, why don't you like, go suck on some pus"

"Hey, look at that pus maggot eating the pus from my wound"

by Rahoolduke September 7, 2007

maggot and two peas

An insult referring to the size of a bloke's genitals.

Hung like a donkey?! - Maggot and two peas, more like!!!

by Honeybunch September 15, 2008

Maggot at Top Park

Getting drunk at the park located just behind Byron Bay main beach.

Ohhh dude, I was so maggot at top park last night, I got 7 chicks before the police turned up aye lad..

by maggotattoppark January 3, 2012

cheesey maggot cock

a small penis that smells or is covered in cheese

Errr Liam has a cheesey maggot cock

by crunter May 4, 2010

Maggot and two peas

An insult referring to the size of a bloke's genitals

Hung like a donkey?! - Maggot and two pease, more like!!!

by Honeybunch August 24, 2006