Minecraft

A cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures. Its more addictive than heroin.

Mother: What are you doing in your room? You've been in here for 2 hours, you're not jerking off are you?
Son: No, shut the fuck up I'm playing Minecraft

by BlackShakespeare February 11, 2021

Minecraft

The game that everyone makes fun of but in reality its better than most games and its like 10 yrs old

lets play minecraft

by TheRealYEET#5332 March 4, 2021

Minecraft

A game that you build what you want and kill everything else

"yo I just got minecraft and I made a house!" "That's cool I made a mansion! It took me a while but that's just thing's you can do in minecraft"

by Kil3r420 April 16, 2021

Minecraft

a game where you mine and craft

im playing minecraft, wbu?

by callmebenz May 10, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft is a really good excuse for someone to get out of your room.

Me: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Who's Candace? May 10, 2021

minecraft

a gaem wear u hit blox and maek wepeojns and destroy monstore yes

help me i slept inn the neter in minecraft

by cosmicfoam April 25, 2022

Minecraft

It is nostalgia.

It is relaxing.
It is easy and complex.
It is fun.
Music is soft and comfortable, especially the C418's
I have built many buildings and towns,
enjoying it with villagers and chickens.
I played survival with my friends, gather resources,

built our homeland,

traveled many places,

beaten the dragon and wither together, has become friends with dogs and cats.
I play it when I am bored,

when I am happy,
when I am sad,
days and days.
And so much more...
Sadly everything is a "was"
I miss Minecraft 1.12.2 during 2017

That is Minecraft, my favorite game forever

by PolyMoster April 30, 2022