Lochlann

Lochlann Is a cute boy with perfect blonde hair and piercing blue eyes, he is extremely thoughtful and romantic. He will be willing to eat any food you offer him... Especially flakes. He melts your heart.

Person: Dinosaurs are kinda cute...
Lochlann: Yeah, they are true beauties of this world.
Person: Mhm..
Lochlann: Just like you.

by xox.Demii.xox May 29, 2018

local

someone with no personality, unique (but not really) to your area. they all look the same, talk the same, dress the same, and like the same things. they only listen to mainstream music, shop at PINK and hollister, drink gallons of starbucks, and, worst of all, think they're "alternative," "edgy" or "qUirKY" in some way. the word is often used by twitter stans to describe people outside of stan culture. see also: basic, normie, thot

lia: dude, jenny is so hot
may: no way she's such a local

stan: SiS MY WIG IS GONE sksksksksksskks what a skinny legend !! iconic
stan: fuckiNG TEA !! what a queeN i"M--
local: wtf is sksksksksksks?
local: she's not skinny??
local: why didn't you finish your sentence???

by localsister May 23, 2019

Lochlainn

A ginger who gets all the lady's. He fucks bitches and hoes and gets with all the narwhales he is secretley Asian and has bruises on his leg from kick a ginger day. He is hotter than the sun and eats cereal for dinner

Lochlainn is a beast.
Lochlainn is a straight ledge.

by jfpOJF July 26, 2016

Lonely Diver

To stick ones thumb/finger up their asshole for pure enjoyment, but to do it alone.

Guy 1: Man, work went by so slow today, i had to go on break and give myself a lonely diver to pass the time.

Guy 2: Thats fucking gross shit man.

Guy 1: I know!

by Loren Brocker August 14, 2006

Lochlyn

A God...Simple As That

Man, Jesus Is Such A Lochlyn.

by Clousie June 2, 2008

Lonely Girl Syndrome

A girl who suffers from a constant need of someone's attention, that they will say or do anything related to social retardedness in order to attain such.

A tender issue to the victim, which will usually result in straight denial if brought up, OR gratification for the attention, leading to another stupid series of social acts.

Bob: I saw your ex the other day

D: Oh yeah?

Bob: Yeah, and now she wont stop textin and calling me about the stupidest shit. I swear she says the same shit over and over again.

D: Its that lonely girl syndrome homie.. you might think your helping by hearing her out but your really just making it worse.

by Duwanajay February 26, 2013

LocalAdmin

A depressed Anime Nerd who also plays HvH, makes baim media and rageawps on
yonen 's server.

Did you see LocalAdmin last night, he was watching rageawping on hvhme

by reyda_ January 29, 2020