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Lena Nguyen

the crunkest viet out thea!
I wish I was Lena Nguyen! =D
by ShAwDi February 10, 2005
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at least I have sex

Said by someone who is not very involved in some activity routinely as an answer to "look what can I do in (insert the activity here)! You cannot do something like that!" line.
Most common used when someone is boasting about his computer/gaming skills.
-Hey! Look at this cool program I wrote! Can you do that?
-no, but at least I have sex...
by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... August 6, 2008
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Ford Lease

A contract between Ford and a customers posterior.
Also includes a sub-par vehicle that disappears after the term of the lease expires leaving the customer in bewilderment at the vacant hole in their bank account and the throbbing from their backside.

Also known as "The Buttfuck"
Regular use -
Ford: "You're late for your Ford Lease payments this month."
Customer: "Please use lube..."

Slang use -
Geoff: "So Ford Leased you?"
Andrey: "Yup, right in the rear wiper."
by Geoff L May 22, 2005
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Leashpotato

A potato with a leash around it; commonly used as a pet.
I can't go to the party tonight, I have to walk my leashpotato.
by F-Chan July 27, 2005
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lease a butt ram

To pay for anal sex.
Ex Con: I'm so lonely and horny, I think I'll go dontown and lease a butt ram.
by Lisa Buttram January 1, 2007
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Lena-Rolled

This is the most painful thing a person can experience.

Akin to being beaten with baseball bats while a triceratops, a rhino, and a unicorn use you as a punching bag.

It's the physical version of rick rolling, with 10x the pain and humiliation
Damn, the other day I was just lying on the mats when I got lena-rolled by the fat chick.
by Teeheex March 5, 2010
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Leash Child

A child who is restrained on a leash usually being dragged by an un-attentive parent. These children can usually be seen at wal-mart, disneyland, grocery stores, or any other generally large area.

The said leash can come in many different styles ranging from the standard which makes it look like a dog harness wrapped around a child to the newer style where the leash is attached to some ugly little backpack so the parent doesn't feel as bad when people stare and can pretend like their child is wearing it because they like it.

Seeing these children usually make you think of a dog on a leash when the child strays too far the parent will either just keep strolling along dragging the poor child behind or give the leash a good tug there-by forcing said child back at their side.
Shelby: did you just see that leash child?

Melissa: Yeah, poor thing.
Shelby: lets cut the leash and free him!

Ashley: I saw a leash child today at wal-mart
Danny: Was the mom dragging it down the isles?
Ashley: Ya she didn't even notice until he got stuck on a display case
by mcaitlen March 30, 2011
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