Lemon Yellow Lawrence is a cartoon, yellow cowboy who hides in children's rooms until the night, where he steals the families' 1) stock portfolio or 2) produce, and places it in a sac labeled: GUFF.
Lawrence resides in his nuclear submarine (his headquarters) which he keeps at the bottom of the nearest swimming pool. It too has GUFF in bold print on the sides. Inside of the Guff-sub there is a wacky machine hooked up to roiling, boiling tanks of liquid GUFF. The machines main purpose is to transform the stock portfolios and produce into the GUFF. Lawrence must offer up 22 square decametres of the GUFF to the or suffer being sent to subspace to make pasta for eternity.
Lemon Yellow Lawrence's satirical, snarky side-kick is Buttons, a large purple jungle cat with a sassy temper. His lazy disposition always gets in the way of his intellectual capability. Buttons can often be found smoking a cigar and sporting a cool hat.
Lawrence resides in his nuclear submarine (his headquarters) which he keeps at the bottom of the nearest swimming pool. It too has GUFF in bold print on the sides. Inside of the Guff-sub there is a wacky machine hooked up to roiling, boiling tanks of liquid GUFF. The machines main purpose is to transform the stock portfolios and produce into the GUFF. Lawrence must offer up 22 square decametres of the GUFF to the or suffer being sent to subspace to make pasta for eternity.
Lemon Yellow Lawrence's satirical, snarky side-kick is Buttons, a large purple jungle cat with a sassy temper. His lazy disposition always gets in the way of his intellectual capability. Buttons can often be found smoking a cigar and sporting a cool hat.
by CA and JK May 8, 2008
Get the Lemon Yellow Lawrence mug.Means literally 'do me a favour'. The lemon part is Cockney rhyming slang, and is short for 'lemon flavour', so in other words it's really "do me a lemon flavour"
The usage is mostly to reject an offer or behaviour of some kind, due to its being undesirable in some way (as opposed to actually asking for a specific favour).
The usage is mostly to reject an offer or behaviour of some kind, due to its being undesirable in some way (as opposed to actually asking for a specific favour).
by NoMoreSecrets January 1, 2008
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A game in which one proclaims "I am lemon!" and then strikes the lemon (or any other citrus fruit) against one's forehead until the fruit breaks and citric acid goes into your eye. Warning: Do not play this game with anything other than citrus fruits as severe concussion or charges of assault may proceed.
Dani: I just totes played 'I am Lemon'. It took 22 hits for the citric acid to enter my eye.
Brendan: You're a dumb ass. It's all about 'I am coconut'.
Brendan: You're a dumb ass. It's all about 'I am coconut'.
by Fruitthrower May 25, 2013
Get the I am Lemon mug.1. A tasty fruit that makes you make a funny face.
2. A fan fiction that is based on an anime/manga or video game that is sexualy oriented
3. Something that was useless or crappy
4. A lame person or thing
5. A bitter fruit
2. A fan fiction that is based on an anime/manga or video game that is sexualy oriented
3. Something that was useless or crappy
4. A lame person or thing
5. A bitter fruit
1. Your face looks funny, haha
2. That was a good lemon about Goku and Bulma
3. That was a total lemon, what a waste of money
4. Your suck a Lemon
5. ^.^
2. That was a good lemon about Goku and Bulma
3. That was a total lemon, what a waste of money
4. Your suck a Lemon
5. ^.^
by Master020 April 9, 2004
Get the lemon mug.To give/receive fish fingers in a fine cinema establishment (such as Gold Class). Usually such cinemas have separate seats in open view to the audience. The giver usually has to lean over a fair distance in order to reach the goods.
Michelle got a Lemon Special last night. She tried to stop it but one cannot deny the power of the Lemon Special.
by Joe Ringer FTW December 23, 2008
Get the Lemon Special mug.To make lemon goon, freeze lemon squash and freeze white wine. When both are frozen combine the two in a cup with two-thirds lemon squash to one-third white wine.
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Get the lemon goon mug.A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.
I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.
by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011
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