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leaping lizard

an erection in the pants, clearly visible to others
Whoa, check out that leaping lizard. He needs a date!
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
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Loafing

"Hey man, I just got some great weed"

"We better get loafing brahhhhh"
by DOLPHINS May 5, 2012
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Leaning Tower of Penis

A variation of the Eiffel Tower.

As with the Eiffel Tower, this sexual act involves three participants: two men and a woman. One man is getting fellated, by the woman, whilst the other man is penetrating her vagina or anus.

Mid-coitus, the two men diagonally high-five each other, thus creating the lean.
Hey Mike, Amy is talking like she wants to get slammed by the Leaning Tower of Penis tonight, you down?
by BehindtheHype May 7, 2010
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Royal leamington spank

This involves a lot of preparation and dedication.

Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.

During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.
'Love, shall we dedicate our night to a Royal leamington spank?'
by penno May 3, 2008
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Leading

Where a man takes a mechanical pencil lead, insert's it halfway into their urethra while erect then breaks it off, after becoming flaccid he will then bend his dick to break it up further. The end result is a grayish bloody liquid the next time he pisses.
Do you guys want to do some Friday night Leading while watching Breaking Bad?
by bing ong January 30, 2022
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leaking

When someone is broke or doesn’t have money
“aye bra you tryn buy me some food i’ll pay back
“damn bra u leaking like shit
by AliasYP December 19, 2022
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leaving a girl out in the cold

When you're having phone sex (less commonly any kind of sex) and your guy suddenly has to split.
Are you wet?
I am now. How about you?
Nicole my brother's here. I gotta call you back.
Leaving a girl out in the cold?
by brmull April 3, 2011
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