now and laters

Plural noun: Assorted pharmaceutical, over the counter, or homemade (illegal) pills taken for recreation; referred to as "Now and Laters" because of their resemblance to candy and often used in bulk as if they were candy.

I'm on them now 'n' laters
I'm on them now 'n' laters
Look, I pop 2 now and then I pop 2 later.
-Beelow feat. Lil Josh - Now 'n' Laters

When she gets high,
her favorite food is dick and now and laters
-Three 6 Mafia - Sippin' on some Syzurrp

by MC Onigiri November 29, 2007

penis laser

When piss is coming out of your dick. Kinda looks like a yellow laser right?

Fag: I gotta take a penis laser!
Ass Fag: BIZOOM!

by JEDi -204- March 15, 2007

laser

A gun used to zap people with and shit

I'll shoot you with my lazor piece.

Pew! Pew! Pow! Zap! Boing!

by sux0r December 17, 2003

Lakers in Five

When shit goes well

When someone gives you good news
say "Lakers in Five bitch"

by Hosch112 November 26, 2019

Seven Layers

1) The number of wood layers on a good skateboard.

2) Artesanal species of marijuana joint made of alternate layers of marijuana and cocaine, (4 mary, 3 coke).

...that smells like seven layers, that beaver eats Taco Bell....

by demiurgica July 21, 2009

I'm firing my laser!

An exclamation used to inform one's friends that you've just had sex. It's also something you don't shout to a girl when you cum.

Person one: "Dude, I'm firing my laser!"

Person two: "Well done mate, well done!"

by The Vengeance and the Night September 15, 2015

Loserstein

When loser just doesn't make the cut. Say "loser" the superior way.

There are some occasions when saying loser just doesn't feel right. For example:

Evan: "Makes L figure with left hand"
Karl: Ughh... you dumbass loserstein.

by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005