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Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal
Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal
by Savage creep November 23, 2022
mugGet the Laser guided pissilemug.

Lasers Genitals

by Emperor Donald Trump January 10, 2017
mugGet the Lasers Genitalsmug.

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.
I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.
by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022
mugGet the German laser levelmug.

Laser tag

Laser tag is mainly when a person gets angry at a game of laser tag and starts attacking people in the game.
Look guys! Sam is having a laser tag moment!”
by Soviet_Slav January 5, 2024
mugGet the Laser tagmug.

Laser

Pronunciation: (Lay - Zhor)
Part Of Speech: Noun

A beam of light that is used to pinpoint an object. It is usually red.
Person 1: "Hey, do you see that?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's pointing a laser at it."
by TheLar0 May 12, 2013
mugGet the Lasermug.

wet laser

the sopping wet laser sound in a cheerleading song.
'that wet laser in that teams song was sopping!'
by mystorgrumpet June 7, 2024
mugGet the wet lasermug.

laser trex

knows you are aware of its existance and is en-route to your house.
laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster
by ohgodohheck June 8, 2020
mugGet the laser trexmug.

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