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The greatest and most powerful weapon in the multiverse, capable of wiping out an quintillions of ymas in seconds
Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness
by Shisosbegudhdhddh July 12, 2023
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laser twat

Getting your vagina tightned by laser .
Shes such a laser twat . Its onvs what shes had done !
by Helsb October 22, 2015
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Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal
Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal
by Savage creep November 23, 2022
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German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.
I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.
by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022
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Laser

Pronunciation: (Lay - Zhor)
Part Of Speech: Noun

A beam of light that is used to pinpoint an object. It is usually red.
Person 1: "Hey, do you see that?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's pointing a laser at it."
by TheLar0 May 12, 2013
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Laser tag

Laser tag is mainly when a person gets angry at a game of laser tag and starts attacking people in the game.
Look guys! Sam is having a laser tag moment!”
by Soviet_Slav January 5, 2024
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Laser

A device that generates an intense beam of coherent monochromatic light (or other electromagnetic radiation) by stimulated emission of photons from excited atoms or molecules. Lasers are used in drilling and cutting, alignment and guidance, and in surgery; the optical properties are exploited in holography, reading barcodes, and in recording and playing compact discs.
What is a laser?

Oh, its a light that creates an intense beam!
by Debx January 17, 2020
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