elevator love letter

A fantastic song by a fantastic band named stars.

manda:"alex, lets jam out to elevator love letter"
alex:"word up."

by lollerskatermandapants August 25, 2006

Joe Letter

Joe Letter lives in Scottsdale Arizona and aspires to be like his little brother nick. Though he likes to think of himself as the king of sex; God knows he screws like a girl. The rest of his family is hilarious and his dad is probably the coolest guy ever; but Joe could certainly be considered the family disappointment due to his homosexuality and his lack of humor.

Quit being such a Joe Letter and ask a girl out for once.

by Love, Momma April 29, 2009

Apology Letter

Dear ______________,

I would first like to say that I am sorry that I _______________. I did this because ____________, but that does not make my behavior acceptable. I know that this was inappropriate because __________________. I would like to make amends for what I did. I would like to make it up to you by ___________________, but if something else would be more appropriate, please let me know.

Again, I am very sorry that I ________________.

Sincerely,

__________________

Here’s a blank apology letter. Thank me later ;)

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

the letter q

the letter p but it has detachment issues

"I've never seen an English word where the letter q and the letter u aren't together, they must have a weird relationship."

by bolo374 January 8, 2021

post a letter

1. to have sex
2. to fornicate

bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney

Man: Hi there!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!

by VonKillian June 6, 2013

john deere letter

1. Series of tractors manufactured 1923-1954
2. Something written by stupid people

1. Damn I love my John Deere Letter Tractor
2. My dyslexic girlfriend wrote me a John Deere Letter

by awesome-possum September 10, 2006

The Coterie of the Elusive Letter, K

Roughly translated as "The clique that loves the letter k, which is not caught easily." The name of an imaginary band that would be real if we all lived together.

Person A: Have you heard of that awesome band, the Coterie of the Elusive Letter, K?
Person B: No.
Person C: They don't really exist... but they would if the Coterie lived in the same country. BWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM PERSON C!!!!!

by Tollie December 30, 2004