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ketchup packet 

The act of having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating , while both partners are in a plastic bag, so that blood pools at the bottom of the bag. The blood filled bag is afterwards referred to as the "ketchup packet"
Guy 1 "Last night i totally did a ketchup packet with your mom and then hit your dad in the face with it"

Guy 2 "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"
ketchup packet by bujo March 29, 2007

Scrambled eggs with ketchup 

A very good combination (along with syrup) eaten by most people who will probably deny it when asked in public in front of others because it is associated with lower class people (particularly white trash) and sounds gross.
Me: I love scrambled eggs with ketchup. I'm telling you those rich folks don't know what they're missing!
A red, extremeley viscous liquid made from pureed tomatoes that is often used as a condiment. Was considered a vegtable by Former American President Ronald Regan.
While many Europeans enjoy eating their french fries with mayonnaise, Americans prefer to eat their french fries with ketchup.
ketchup by Jonathan Chance January 11, 2004
A vegetable, as defined by the USDA under the Reagan Administration.
Eat your ketchup and you'll grow big and strong!
ketchup by PenguinJockey December 20, 2006

Ash Ketchum 

A pokemon trainer destined for greatness. Most people complain that no pokemon trainer is that lucky, but it is not his luck that gets him victories, it's the way he treats his pokemon, which most trainers fail to realize. Ash Ketchum has skill and can handle the roughest of situations.
Ash Ketchum by xrawrxash July 4, 2010

ketchup monkey 

a guy (usually self centered kiwis) whos diet is primarily ketchup . usually heinz but will try almost every dish smattered with some kind of ketchup.
ketchup monkey;; "mate have ya seen the ketchup i need it for me cornflakes ay" i"n fact fack the cornflakes just give me the ketchup"
ketchup monkey by martin1 October 24, 2007