strong knees

The strengthening of ones knees due to them always being on them from giving blowjobs. Similar to being a kiss ass.

Mark: "Man, Carl got promoted again? He must really be a hard worker!"
Dave: "Nah, he's just got strong knees"

by coitusking69 February 6, 2017

Knee Slapnea

The most invigorating form of exhaustion known to clothed humans. In this condition breathing is interrupted for 15-30 seconds when laughing uncontrollably. Untreated, it may lead to spontaneous flatulence and staining of undergarments.

I feel terrible, I told Bob a joke and he fell down, rolling around in a fit of Knee Slapnea, am I responsible for any injury?

by phidgety September 12, 2016

Knee Crotch

The space behind your knee connecting your thigh, knee and calf together.

My knee crotch is sweaty.

by Ai Laik Octavia April 25, 2019

Keeg’s Knees

Keeg has no knee caps. Therefore he has never caped. He can’t cap, he is keeg with no cap.

I shit my self and threw the turd like Peyton Manning bro Keeg’s knees dawg

by Peequivers December 30, 2022

Knee Removing

The action of removing one's Knees. For example you have met someone you hate or deny to enjoy his/her presence, you simply 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘴. This action has been commonly in the 1800's for torture. You can also call your local knee remover, to do the dirty work for you.

Wow, I sure do hate that guy, He really does need a Knee removing.

by The Knee Remover February 3, 2021

Shit Knees

The red marks that develop above your knees which are caused by your elbows resting on your legs while taking a dump for a prolonged period of time.

Dave is watching a movie waiting for his girlfriend Sally to return from the washroom.

She returns wearing her regular outfit which includes short shorts and a tank top, but something has changed.

Dave: What the fuck is that?

Sally: What?

Dave: Your big red santa fucking rudolph fucking koolaid knee parts.

Sally: Oh, you mean my Shit Knees?

Dave: Eheheheee... Get yo smelly ass underneath these covers..

*Disclaimer* Dave is black
*Disclaimer* Black people cannot develop Shit Knees

by Elite_DarkLord_DragonSlayerXx August 19, 2013

knee ko

A knockout via knee strike.

Hey, did you hear that guy yell "knee ko" over there? Let's get some pool cues and go pound his nose down through his asshole.

by hexrei May 29, 2008