Shit Knees

The red marks that develop above your knees which are caused by your elbows resting on your legs while taking a dump for a prolonged period of time.

Dave is watching a movie waiting for his girlfriend Sally to return from the washroom.

She returns wearing her regular outfit which includes short shorts and a tank top, but something has changed.

Dave: What the fuck is that?

Sally: What?

Dave: Your big red santa fucking rudolph fucking koolaid knee parts.

Sally: Oh, you mean my Shit Knees?

Dave: Eheheheee... Get yo smelly ass underneath these covers..

*Disclaimer* Dave is black
*Disclaimer* Black people cannot develop Shit Knees

by Elite_DarkLord_DragonSlayerXx July 11, 2013

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Monopoly-Knees

The pain you feel in your knees after playing countless hours of Monopoly, sitting on the floor. Also includes any other board game played on the floor.

"Damn! We've been playing for hours, I'm starting to get Monopoly-Knees!"

by RodneyFallafel December 20, 2011

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Tippy knees

The act of elevating to the tallest point possible while on your knees.

Stephanie while providing sucking privilege had to get on her tippy knees in order to get my entire shaft down her throat.

by LemmeF1ndOut October 08, 2020

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knee time

Knee time is an opportunity at any given moment to get on your knees and suck your manager off for a promotion.

Micheale put in a lot of knee time to get her promotion.

by Darksim23 February 18, 2016

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SHELBY'S KNEES

A PERSON WHO HAS LITTLE OR NO KNEES OR STRAIGHT LEGS.
NORMALLY BEN FINGLAND'S GIRLFRIEND AND ARE NEVER VERY SEXY AT ALL.
UGLY AND STUPID, PEOPLE WITH SHELBY'S KNEES ARE ALSO KNOWN AS KINGS OR QUEENS OF VIRGINITY

SHE'S FLAT AND FAT AND SHE'S GOT SHELBY'S KNEES
LET ME LICK YOUR STRAIGHT LEGS OR SHELBY'S LEGS

by teddypuppy February 28, 2017

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