Keithism

The religion of Keith Kogane. Keith is so hot, I'd let him stab me with his blade.

Example:

Person A: What religion do you follow?

Person B: I practice Keithism

Person A:..what

by KeithLikesHippos May 2, 2019

keathon

He's sexy and d most handsome man

I wish I could be a keathon he's so sexy, handsome and dreamy

by Grieg Hilfiger November 4, 2019

Keith/ Baz

Boomer red faced gammon from the North of England, Norf FC, will be seen down the local, voted Tory in 2019 GE.
Luvs carling, luvs spoons, luvs greggs, luvs the missus, luvs the bairns - simple as.
Married to a Sharon (female version, can down as many pints) or a Karen.

When a Keith/ Baz is seen in Wetherspoons face planting the floor after stumbling to the bar.
Onlookers - "Look at that Keith/ Baz over there hahaha"

by janda2020 September 6, 2020

Keathon

He loves unconditionally no matter the consequences.he is not afraid of what he feels when he feels it,your reaction maybe but not his feelings.he always has your back.NO MATTER WHAT.I experienced his love once. I promise you loving him never ends no matter the countless times you push him away.When he loves,HE LOVES. And when he loves you best believe you're going to see a side of him that you haven't ever seen before.he starts being himself unconditionally because he trusts you.he has the most amazing eyes and an adorable dimple just above his upper lip.he has one of the rarest,purest and kindest hearts alive,his the kind of love you never forget and that's okay because loving him was beautiful,loving him made you realize that love is something you fight for, you don't just give up,loving him helped show you that you deserve to be loved and loved hard.that's how he loves,he makes it harder for the next to even come close to the way he made you feel.he is the love you compare to all the nexts,the rest.so if you have him,hold on to him and hold on tight.Don't.Let.Go. love him and love him as hard as you possibly can,don't let him slip away.please reassure him every single day that you want him and only him,don't miss a day because thats all he needs to know just how much you love him.to know that you and him are forever.so if you find yourself a keathon you're the luckiest girl (or boy) in the world,in terms of friendship, love and a relationship with him, you get it all

Keathon,the boy with the beautiful hazel brown eyes,the softest hands and the kindest most love filled heart.There he goes loving hard despite the consequences.There he goes being himself so unconditionally,don't let that one slip away.Love him please,hold on to him.

by Knucklehead♡ November 1, 2020

Keith Gill

Slayer of shorts. Legend among men.

I wish I was like Keith Gill so I could stop being poor

by daithi2 April 29, 2021

keithia

Keithia is a very beautiful, loving, and caring person. She puts others before herself and she knows how to party! She can win all the guys

Woman:Keithia is so gorgeous.
Man:Wow look at Keithia!

by jaxsoandnd September 4, 2021

Keathohn

Keathohn is someone who will always be there for you no matter what. Someone who is very loving, kind and selfless. They're always putting others first before their own needs. They're someone who you can talk to about anything and they'll always try their best to comfort you.

On top of that They're funny! Always making you laugh and making you feel feel much joy and happiness. Keathohn is an amazing friend, A very amazing friend!

Who is that!
Oh that's Keathohn! My good friend :)

by Balyiio September 23, 2021