Kellers Disease

It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.

"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease

by AA_MiMiK December 7, 2011

Helen Keller

A fictional character made to "inspire" people, known to be "blind" and "deaf".

Helen Keller inspired absolutely no one!

by Tmod1147 February 8, 2024

HELLEN Keller

When you cream in a girls eyes and ears

“Yo bro someone just did a hellen Keller to me.”

by Delta is big man April 27, 2021

Keller Riede

A twat

Keller Riede is such a twat.

by DadBodSquad August 22, 2019

keller

a hobo who goes by little champ he claims he is 6 foot but studies have shown he is not. He is the #1 potato! He is a sexy lil champ #hobo

wow your such a keller

by 이슬 November 20, 2018

colby keller

Colby is a sexy beast, as he has a sharp jawline and cheekbones. Hes a dirty dawg and would be willing to do anything for another subrscriber. (in my username)

Colby can often fail NNN hourly and can struggle with not being racist online playing fortnite. He loves the tates and had over 20000 in the bank at 15 from a company he owned. At 17 he has a networth of 7.4 million.

Girl #728: I just had the time of my life with colby keller!!!
Top G friend: He pulls so many females

by Subscribe_to_moneyshotmastor November 9, 2022

on my helen keller

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'

"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"

by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022