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Kellers Disease

It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.
"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease
by AA_MiMiK December 7, 2011
mugGet the Kellers Diseasemug.

Helen Keller

A fictional character made to "inspire" people, known to be "blind" and "deaf".
Helen Keller inspired absolutely no one!
by Tmod1147 February 8, 2024
mugGet the Helen Kellermug.

HELLEN Keller

When you cream in a girls eyes and ears
Yo bro someone just did a hellen Keller to me.”
by Delta is big man April 27, 2021
mugGet the HELLEN Kellermug.

Keller Riede

by DadBodSquad August 22, 2019
mugGet the Keller Riedemug.

keller

a hobo who goes by little champ he claims he is 6 foot but studies have shown he is not. He is the #1 potato! He is a sexy lil champ #hobo
by 이슬 November 20, 2018
mugGet the kellermug.

colby keller

Colby is a sexy beast, as he has a sharp jawline and cheekbones. Hes a dirty dawg and would be willing to do anything for another subrscriber. (in my username)

Colby can often fail NNN hourly and can struggle with not being racist online playing fortnite. He loves the tates and had over 20000 in the bank at 15 from a company he owned. At 17 he has a networth of 7.4 million.
Girl #728: I just had the time of my life with colby keller!!!
Top G friend: He pulls so many females
by Subscribe_to_moneyshotmastor November 9, 2022
mugGet the colby kellermug.

on my helen keller

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'
"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"
by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022
mugGet the on my helen kellermug.

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