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Kangaroo Kick

When you cut open a girls stomach and put your hands in the pouch that was just created then you repeatedly kick her in the vagina until she bleeds.
Miranda was pissing me off so I gave her the Kangaroo Kick
by Lauchness March 4, 2009
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Kangaroo Attack

1)Somthing that really shouldnt have happened

2) something very suprising.

It comes from when a technician in the Australian Air Force was tasked with adding kangaroos to their helecopter simulator, but he cut corners and rather than designing a kangaroo from scratch, used the base of an infantryman, and just altered what it looked like.
He also made it so that it would scatter like a herd of kangaroos when scared. The first group of pilots to try the new simulator saw them and thought "crikey, thats new" and decided to have some fun and scared them all away behind some hills.
Problem is, the technician hadnt removed the bit of code that stopped the infantrymen attacking, and 60 seconds later, the 'roos emerged out from behind the hill with surface to air misslies and promptly brought down the chopper.
1) No way should the teacher have given me detention for being sick in class, that was a real kangaroo attack!

2) OMG you scared the schizzle out of me! I didnt expect you to be hiding in my cupboard! That was such a kangaroo attack.
by cheeseflambe August 16, 2010
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ridable kangaroo

An asian who has sex all the time...even with ugly people.
I had sex with him. Yah but he is such a ridable kangaroo.
by Estevan Angorloplous January 8, 2009
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Insane Kangaroo

Insane Kangaroo's making another attempt at trying to get people to notice him? What an attention whore..
by FlareKitsu February 22, 2011
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kangaroolization

n. 1.a process of transforming that leads people into a states of being mentally and physically isolated to social rules and human society.
2.a classical experimental film title which was made during 2004-2005(30'00").
3.a people without any kind of sexual experience in any way.
1.kangaroolization issue is a serious problem in 20th century.
2.I just saw the famous Kangaroolization, it's so good.
3.What a kangaroolization he is; I believe that he is still a virgin!
by kaoloon October 24, 2005
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Kangaroo Punch 180°

This is a sweet variation of the kangaroo punch. Instead of straight missionary, switch it up to 69 and then pull your feet up and kick that chick in the face.
When I was taking care of a bitch downtown, and she was taking care of me downtown I kangaroo punch 180°'d that slut
by Josh December 13, 2004
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Kangaroo court

A court between mates, colleagues or associates who line up in two lines and kick the fuck out of the defendant as he walks through the middle. Usually reserved for yellow bellies or useless cunts who deserve a kicking and know it.
The same as in Full Metal Jacket when Private Pyle gets attacked with soap bars in pillowcases but in Kangaroo court you get a kicking.
by Cris-o September 30, 2020
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