Junk Pants

pants, worn by a male, that are so tight as to be able to see said male's junk.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy's pants? I couldn't see anything but his crotch.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.

by jawnsjawnjawn April 19, 2010

Cut to junk

Downgrade someone or something -like in stocks- to real value.

"Found Mike fooling around with foxy Megan... the bloody bastard!" "What you gonna do?" "From today he is cut to junk."

by rperazag June 16, 2010

thunder junk

1. very large penis and testicles
2. person with very large penis and testicles

we call him thunder junk

by smoove October 8, 2003

Junk Nails

Acrylic nails that are painted with many different colors with many different rhinestones and other times decorated with anything from beads, to money , to candy wrappers.

Yo i went to jen and got them junk nails done and they match with everything.

by ClevelandBaby216 August 22, 2008

Girl Junk

Female genitalia

"Did you see that chick kick that other chick in her girl junk? Damn that's gotta hurt."

by Doombabies August 30, 2009

WHAT THE JUNK

A gentler way of saying "what the F***." You say this becase A)you're around little kids B)it just sounds funnier.

Steph: What the junk did I do with my hat?

by MeTheTree December 11, 2006

man junk

Body wash made for the specific male anatomy. Uses tree extracts, aloe vera and other ingredients to fight sweat, odor and dryness.

“Ever since I’ve started running, using Man Junk has helped keep my downstairs in good condition.”

by mainman July 7, 2008