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Someone who’s missing a chromosome and is five subway sandwiches long and who has bad taste in men and is definitely zesty 😍
Wow did you see johauna

Ya she’s gay
johauna by Lilaclickerlucky April 30, 2023
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fatty johamagans

big ass joints or blunts. 10g's+. also called: jibba jabbas, L'ton johns, Lumpkins, Chunksta's, or Rippa Malones.

there spun up fat and usualy rolled in a coned out baseball bat shape. Blended with all kinds of bomb buds, hash, and coke.
"damn son you be smokin fatty johamagans."

"chea, that shit sent me to turtleville."

"yo im outa my turkey tits from that johamagan."

"i'm returtled."
fatty johamagans by GramGrizzLe December 18, 2009

Danziger Johanson 

A Danziger Johansson Jones of the highest form.
You're being such a Danziger Johanson.

Den Johannes machen 

Den Johannes machen bedeutet eine absolut dumme Frage zu stellen, die vor ein paar Sekunden beantworte wurde. Wenn jemand den Johannes macht ist es absolut erlaubt ihn laut auszulachen. Der Johannes merkt oft nicht was er grade gemacht hat und muss deshalb unbedingt aufgeklärt werden.
Lehrer: Die Hausaufgaben sind zu morgen!
Johannes: Was haben wir jetzt auf?
Alle: Mach doch nicht den Johannes!

Den Johannes machen: dumme Fragen stellen

Carl-Johan 

Carl-Johan is a male name (based on a king) and is very popular in Sweden. Carl-Johan is such a romantic and guy with his partner. love from a Carl-Johan is very special.. He looks very tough but is calm and harmonic inside. He is very loving, has a big heart and cares for everyone..if you break his heart.. he will be very sad.. if you are kind to him, he can show you love like no other.. You are a lucky person if u have a connection with a Carl-Johan.
You see that guy.. He's a Carl-Johan

Scarlett Johansson 

Scarlett Johansson is the most amazing person to ever live she is everything also she is my wife meganromanoff on twitter and natswifah on tiktok
Oh look there is Scarlett Johansson meganromanoff (on twitter)s wife!!