When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.
You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."
by smc1991 December 16, 2014
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Katie- Sure, but did you see his stomach? He’s just Arab jacked.
Katie- Sure, but did you see his stomach? He’s just Arab jacked.
by TetrisPetris July 14, 2018
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by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021
Get the Totally Jocked mug.When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.
Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.
I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.
I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.
by Kavakahn December 10, 2022
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by Anthony Monty May 22, 2007
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